Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 510137642663411723


2018-11-08 16:58:31 UTC  

Wew

2018-11-08 16:58:35 UTC  

Baby wipes were worth more tha cigarettes

2018-11-08 16:58:45 UTC  

It was like being given a daily blowjob by a fucking bear trap

2018-11-08 16:58:56 UTC  

Calm your farm @Deleted User

2018-11-08 16:59:21 UTC  

I still don’t understand how it got everywhere

2018-11-08 16:59:24 UTC  

Lol, just all those hot guys together

2018-11-08 16:59:26 UTC  

Full fatigues, boots

2018-11-08 16:59:30 UTC  

Everything what the fuck

2018-11-08 16:59:33 UTC  

😋

2018-11-08 17:01:11 UTC  

45°C+ days with a bunch of dirty degenerates.

2018-11-08 17:01:18 UTC  

Not exactly sexy.

2018-11-08 17:01:35 UTC  

Plus no one’s shaved in months because fuck that effort

2018-11-08 17:01:49 UTC  

The beard actually helps in being a dream catcher of sorts

2018-11-08 17:01:52 UTC  

Lmao

2018-11-08 17:02:32 UTC  

That's sounds so rough though

2018-11-08 17:02:40 UTC  

I couldn't do it

2018-11-08 17:03:21 UTC  

how bad was the swamp butt? lol

2018-11-08 17:04:02 UTC  

Definitely more of a problem for the snipers. Hahaha

2018-11-08 17:04:04 UTC  

bet if you took off your underwear and gave it some sun, you'd have plants to garden soon

2018-11-08 17:04:06 UTC  

So bad I could have had an entire fucking ecosystem exist in there at any point in time

2018-11-08 17:04:51 UTC  

One thing is for sure: we _did not_ smell pleasant at all

2018-11-08 17:05:51 UTC  

Also @RoadtoDawn, _what underwear_ lel

2018-11-08 17:06:11 UTC  

If you were out on a sniping gig you’d have diapers

2018-11-08 17:07:18 UTC  

You wanna know how many times I’ve... Christ I can’t believe I’m admitting this lmao

2018-11-08 17:07:28 UTC  

Okay so I dunno about others

2018-11-08 17:07:38 UTC  

I'd always just eat the cheese and take the stoppers.

2018-11-08 17:07:50 UTC  

Block you up for a week

2018-11-08 17:07:56 UTC  

But when just sitting there I had my pants off

2018-11-08 17:08:09 UTC  

Hahaha

2018-11-08 17:08:12 UTC  

So after I take the shot I throw the depends off

2018-11-08 17:08:17 UTC  

Pull my pants up

2018-11-08 17:08:28 UTC  

And run for my nuts to the rendezvous point

2018-11-08 17:08:57 UTC  

@Your_Hirsute_Friend nah I’m weak to that man

2018-11-08 17:09:04 UTC  

Fuck I always had to crawl out.

2018-11-08 17:09:05 UTC  

I still get the runs from curry lol

2018-11-08 17:10:50 UTC  

damn they get you to go commando for the australian militaryy eh?

2018-11-08 17:11:09 UTC  

at least we give you underwear to shitte in lol

2018-11-08 17:11:24 UTC  

Nah, Philippine here mate

2018-11-08 17:11:46 UTC  

Moved to AU as part of an assignment and when I got booted out I decided to just settle here

2018-11-08 17:11:58 UTC  

ohhhh

2018-11-08 17:12:12 UTC  

But... well, my battalion was technically commandos so I thought why the fuck not