if you're offered a woman, don't do it

Reminds me of that scene in gladiator

I was a grunt. I didn't see internet or a clean women that wasn't covered in table clothes for 8 months plus.

“What do you want? Girl?” _is disgusted_ “Boy?” _nearly throws up_

@Your_Hirsute_Friend hey we had internet for a bit!

Lucky fuck

Admittedly most of us didn’t take showers for a whole fortnight sometimes though...

you guys get pizza delivered? lol

And I can tell ya

Fucking hell

Tell me about the homo stuff damn it >_>

You know what the worst is on deployment? Especially in the desert?

Not taking a shower — hell not even getting a drop of water on your skin for two weeks — and sand on your dick

For me it was dust

For fuck’s sakes I’m cut and it _still_ grated

Did you help wash each other?

Wew

Baby wipes were worth more tha cigarettes

It was like being given a daily blowjob by a fucking bear trap

Calm your farm @Deleted User

I still don’t understand how it got everywhere

Lol, just all those hot guys together

Full fatigues, boots

Everything what the fuck

😋

45°C+ days with a bunch of dirty degenerates.

Not exactly sexy.

Plus no one’s shaved in months because fuck that effort

The beard actually helps in being a dream catcher of sorts

Lmao

That's sounds so rough though

I couldn't do it

how bad was the swamp butt? lol

Definitely more of a problem for the snipers. Hahaha

bet if you took off your underwear and gave it some sun, you'd have plants to garden soon

So bad I could have had an entire fucking ecosystem exist in there at any point in time

One thing is for sure: we _did not_ smell pleasant at all

Also @RoadtoDawn, _what underwear_ lel

If you were out on a sniping gig you’d have diapers

You wanna know how many times I’ve... Christ I can’t believe I’m admitting this lmao

Okay so I dunno about others