Message from @Deleted User

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2018-11-08 17:01:18 UTC  

Not exactly sexy.

2018-11-08 17:01:35 UTC  

Plus no one’s shaved in months because fuck that effort

2018-11-08 17:01:49 UTC  

The beard actually helps in being a dream catcher of sorts

2018-11-08 17:01:52 UTC  

Lmao

2018-11-08 17:02:32 UTC  

That's sounds so rough though

2018-11-08 17:02:40 UTC  

I couldn't do it

2018-11-08 17:03:21 UTC  

how bad was the swamp butt? lol

2018-11-08 17:04:02 UTC  

Definitely more of a problem for the snipers. Hahaha

2018-11-08 17:04:04 UTC  

bet if you took off your underwear and gave it some sun, you'd have plants to garden soon

2018-11-08 17:04:06 UTC  

So bad I could have had an entire fucking ecosystem exist in there at any point in time

2018-11-08 17:04:51 UTC  

One thing is for sure: we _did not_ smell pleasant at all

2018-11-08 17:05:51 UTC  

Also @RoadtoDawn, _what underwear_ lel

2018-11-08 17:06:11 UTC  

If you were out on a sniping gig you’d have diapers

2018-11-08 17:07:18 UTC  

You wanna know how many times I’ve... Christ I can’t believe I’m admitting this lmao

2018-11-08 17:07:28 UTC  

Okay so I dunno about others

2018-11-08 17:07:38 UTC  

I'd always just eat the cheese and take the stoppers.

2018-11-08 17:07:50 UTC  

Block you up for a week

2018-11-08 17:07:56 UTC  

But when just sitting there I had my pants off

2018-11-08 17:08:09 UTC  

Hahaha

2018-11-08 17:08:12 UTC  

So after I take the shot I throw the depends off

2018-11-08 17:08:17 UTC  

Pull my pants up

2018-11-08 17:08:28 UTC  

And run for my nuts to the rendezvous point

2018-11-08 17:08:57 UTC  

@Your_Hirsute_Friend nah I’m weak to that man

2018-11-08 17:09:04 UTC  

Fuck I always had to crawl out.

2018-11-08 17:09:05 UTC  

I still get the runs from curry lol

2018-11-08 17:10:50 UTC  

damn they get you to go commando for the australian militaryy eh?

2018-11-08 17:11:09 UTC  

at least we give you underwear to shitte in lol

2018-11-08 17:11:24 UTC  

Nah, Philippine here mate

2018-11-08 17:11:46 UTC  

Moved to AU as part of an assignment and when I got booted out I decided to just settle here

2018-11-08 17:11:58 UTC  

ohhhh

2018-11-08 17:12:12 UTC  

But... well, my battalion was technically commandos so I thought why the fuck not

2018-11-08 17:12:31 UTC  

Was convenient at the time lol

2018-11-08 17:18:07 UTC  

1/10th of the Oz defence force is Pilipino. Could of just rocked up at any unit and said you were a transfer and your paperwork was late, they would have put you on the books. Hahaha.

2018-11-08 17:19:38 UTC  

Missed the boat on that one, fuck

2018-11-08 17:20:14 UTC  

Ah well need to catch some sleep before I turn into a zombie in a few hours

2018-11-08 17:20:19 UTC  

Cheers mates

2018-11-08 17:20:37 UTC  

👍

2018-11-08 17:20:46 UTC  

peace out bud

2018-11-08 17:56:09 UTC  

White House suspends press pass of CNN's Acosta after testy exchange with Trump http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/11/white_house_suspends_press_pas.html

The left so salty. Lol

2018-11-08 18:22:34 UTC  

Exclusive: Khashoggi murder further complicates 'Arab NATO' plan - U.S. sources

https://reut.rs/2zBQP0G