Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 510135752236072980


2018-11-08 16:53:00 UTC  

Yeah they're a pack of champions

2018-11-08 16:53:08 UTC  

And I salute their service

2018-11-08 16:53:13 UTC  

Young, healthy males overflowing — and trained to be that way — with testosterone

2018-11-08 16:53:54 UTC  

Wait I still don't understand

2018-11-08 16:54:25 UTC  

I floated the idea of the "morale platoon" also known as the "where corp" back in 2007. It didn't go well.

2018-11-08 16:54:45 UTC  

*"whore corp"

2018-11-08 16:55:01 UTC  

How homo erotic are these ships

2018-11-08 16:55:05 UTC  

@Your_Hirsute_Friend there’s a hentai for that

2018-11-08 16:55:12 UTC  

They’re all trannies though

2018-11-08 16:55:13 UTC  

yeah and avoiding STDs is a deployment tour of its own

2018-11-08 16:55:22 UTC  

if you're offered a woman, don't do it

2018-11-08 16:55:48 UTC  

Reminds me of that scene in gladiator

2018-11-08 16:56:11 UTC  

I was a grunt. I didn't see internet or a clean women that wasn't covered in table clothes for 8 months plus.

2018-11-08 16:56:21 UTC  

“What do you want? Girl?” _is disgusted_ “Boy?” _nearly throws up_

2018-11-08 16:56:47 UTC  

@Your_Hirsute_Friend hey we had internet for a bit!

2018-11-08 16:56:56 UTC  

Lucky fuck

2018-11-08 16:57:08 UTC  

Admittedly most of us didn’t take showers for a whole fortnight sometimes though...

2018-11-08 16:57:15 UTC  

you guys get pizza delivered? lol

2018-11-08 16:57:17 UTC  

And I can tell ya

2018-11-08 16:57:19 UTC  

Fucking hell

2018-11-08 16:57:21 UTC  

Tell me about the homo stuff damn it >_>

2018-11-08 16:57:36 UTC  

You know what the worst is on deployment? Especially in the desert?

2018-11-08 16:58:00 UTC  

Not taking a shower — hell not even getting a drop of water on your skin for two weeks — and sand on your dick

2018-11-08 16:58:10 UTC  

For me it was dust

2018-11-08 16:58:15 UTC  

For fuck’s sakes I’m cut and it _still_ grated

2018-11-08 16:58:17 UTC  

Did you help wash each other?

2018-11-08 16:58:31 UTC  

Wew

2018-11-08 16:58:35 UTC  

Baby wipes were worth more tha cigarettes

2018-11-08 16:58:45 UTC  

It was like being given a daily blowjob by a fucking bear trap

2018-11-08 16:58:56 UTC  

Calm your farm @Deleted User

2018-11-08 16:59:21 UTC  

I still don’t understand how it got everywhere

2018-11-08 16:59:24 UTC  

Lol, just all those hot guys together

2018-11-08 16:59:26 UTC  

Full fatigues, boots

2018-11-08 16:59:30 UTC  

Everything what the fuck

2018-11-08 16:59:33 UTC  

😋

2018-11-08 17:01:11 UTC  

45°C+ days with a bunch of dirty degenerates.

2018-11-08 17:01:18 UTC  

Not exactly sexy.

2018-11-08 17:01:35 UTC  

Plus no one’s shaved in months because fuck that effort

2018-11-08 17:01:49 UTC  

The beard actually helps in being a dream catcher of sorts

2018-11-08 17:01:52 UTC  

Lmao

2018-11-08 17:02:32 UTC  

That's sounds so rough though