Why couldn't Jimmy Kimmel have turned out like Adam Carolla?

His mom loved him

I'd settle for just having man show jimmy kimmel back

I'd settle for having not-intolerable Jimmy Kimmel

Apolitical Jimmy Kimmel is legit funny. Political Jimmy Kimmel is 100% concentrated power of cringe

https://twitter.com/RAZ0RFIST/status/1120743565607309312

I'm actually surprised that they don't already.

Yeah, they've been social justic-ing since their inception

Wow Cher waking up https://twitter.com/cher/status/1120774564189880320?s=21

confirmed: alt-right

Didn't she apologize last time she went off the reservation like this?

Oh she going down the road https://twitter.com/cher/status/1120790363701170183?s=21

with age comes wisdom

unless ur bernie

WHY ALL THE CAPS?

i love the all caps

cher's twitter feed is one run-on stream of consciousness. i'm sure she thinks in all caps

From all the Botox?

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/commemorative-loonie-marking-progress-for-lgbtq2-people-unveiled-in-toronto/ar-BBWcpHf?OCID=ansmsnnews11

https://globalnews.ca/news/5193413/canada-lgbtq-loonie-controversy/?bcmt=1

That's supposed to be two dudes kissing? It looks like Picasso tried his hand at Mesoamerican art styles.

gay

That's 2 dudes kissing? I thought it was supposed to be a drag queen

"He said discrimination against LGBTQ people persists today, noting as examples that trans and queer people of colour still face issues with policing and people with HIV remain subject to criminalization." Calling laws against knowingly spreading AIDS discrimination against gay people is like calling laws against child neglect discrimination against straight people

Also admitting that aids/hiv is predominantly a problem for homosexuals.

Outside of subsaharan Africa, this is certainly true and hiding that isn't going to help anyone

I fear how messed up the field of medicine can get due to progressive ideology

Hey guys, how about something completely different? Enjoy this, and hopefully imagining it won't make you fight a gag reflex: https://www.thisisinsider.com/heinz-and-cadbury-created-creme-egg-flavored-mayonnaise-2019-4

https://www.magnoliastatelive.com/2019/04/23/police-resident-disarms-home-invader-kills-him-with-his-own-gun/

Dude got John Wick'd

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/22/ukip-mep-candidate-carl-benjamin-blamed-feminists-for-rise-in-male-violence

https://www.thecollegefix.com/university-hosts-no-whites-allowed-faculty-and-staff-listening-sessions-to-promote-inclusivity/

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/couple-mocked-asking-for-meal-train-chores-103114018.html

@Agent Smith
"The Guardian."
Ya, about that... 😒

Sargon was saying he was glad about that article in his latest stream

No doubt... Their condemnation is proof positive of his math. 😕

https://apple.news/AqeLIiqQoS4uvphff_sjg1A

https://twitter.com/newscomauHQ/status/1121180841629982720

Such courage. How honorable this religion is

a religion of pieces

https://twitter.com/bob_malak/status/1121070595934842886