omg, did I actually make that typo? let me fix that

Not today Tyrone, not today

> pageants not judging on looks
> yet another crumbling standard for women
> going to depress dating pool even further
> MFW if only you knew how bad it really is

alright fellas, help me pick what to talk about on the call tomorrow: https://www.strawpoll.me/15886992
Please vote, democracy is important and necessary

Obviously you gotta talk about eyebrows. I can't believe it's not even an option

That better be an essay on eyebrows you're typin'

lol ill leave the eyebrow malfunctions to the women

heh nice

like blonde can talk about that

What's ypp Bois I'm drunk af

thank you for voting king, you are a true american

hi shillin

remember to drink water to prevent dehydreation

Yes I did drink water thanks

Yoo what's uoppo

Working on my Mic

Potential hoax hate at my office today. Someone wrote the N word(gasp) in the elevator. Trying to find out now if it was a hard R or not but nobody seems to know.

Nobody saw it happen, but it's totally a product of Trump's America

Plot twist Trump did it himself

🆙 | **Buddha23Fett leveled up!**

plot twist, trump did it.........about himself

About Obama

that would be the plot twist everyone saw coming

I bet it was secretly a CanAsian(Canadian Asian). Brb, gotta call Trudeau.

@HeroicOvenmitt I believe those are called CuckAsians.

CanucKoreans

Chinadians

Japanadian

Anyone alive in here?

A few

I'm at work

Left work, at a bar, back to work at 9

can someone fucking shoot me please

No

please

No

this guy just told me

NJ gun laws only don't work because pennsylvania is here

and I tried explaining that if a NJ resident bought a gun in PA (and btw we have mandatory BC on all purchases) it'd have to be shipped to a distributor in NJ

and also the shooter had handguns

and in PA you need a special license to buy handguns