burnt as shit fingers < burnt face

lol

hazards of being a mechanic

i won't try and 1up you anymore

my life is cushy

dont get me started on the fucking zip ties

those things are like razor blades

naw mang

everyone cuts the slack at an angle, rips the shit out of your arms and hands

OH yeah thats bad

my hands where like 80 grit sandpaper and always had cuts on them

you could make sharp rings out of them instead of brass knuckles

4 zipties round your phalanges

but i could boil water in a microwave and pull it out barehanded no prob, so that was nice

pros and cons lol

but can you get piss in your mouth and not vomit?

lol no?

#fatherhood

lol thats alll you bud

my kid has peed in my mouth 3 times, he's good with his pisser already

one more reason for me to not had kids haha

can i has win oppression olympics

yes

>not wearing a face mask

i never win anything

you won a golden shower

its not ogld

gold

so theres that

Inb4 headlines:

YouTube demonitizes ads on car repair videos. Claims DIY repair is harmful to the service industry.

oi you got a loicense to do work on your own property?

not if its a mac lol

lmao

When did people learn how to swallow pills on their own?

They didn't.
Not even two 8ØØmg ibuprofens at the same time without water... And the look on that HS²'s face when he saw that wasn't total incredulity.

@Mandatory Carry what was the preparedness thing you asked if I'd help with awhile back? I'm having trouble finding it

@A. Spader
Honestly, I don't remember...

https://youtu.be/90krPuXgqc0

@@Myth Im sure people have talked to you about the tranny stuff, so I dont know if you have already responded to this, but there isnt a tested cure for transgenderism (like medication+therapy) at the moment, because you'd need to acknowledge that it is a mental illness which can be healed in order to treat it. I doubt that you would get funding or access to patients in todays academic environment if you start with that premise. Also expecting society to accept the delusions of mentally ill people as fact doesnt seem healthy for the society. Demanding respect and and acceptance for your life choices seems rather authoritarian tbh.

he said he got that from fondest, and he already has issues with not reading

thats "the caller from the other day"