that shit burns your face lol

reason why i have butane soldering iron lol, super portable

i burnt through my pants cuz i dropped the iron on my leg

800 deg F

lol try dropping and catchting it between your fingers to prevent it from landing on your head

you win

burnt as shit fingers < burnt face

lol

hazards of being a mechanic

i won't try and 1up you anymore

my life is cushy

dont get me started on the fucking zip ties

those things are like razor blades

naw mang

everyone cuts the slack at an angle, rips the shit out of your arms and hands

OH yeah thats bad

my hands where like 80 grit sandpaper and always had cuts on them

you could make sharp rings out of them instead of brass knuckles

4 zipties round your phalanges

but i could boil water in a microwave and pull it out barehanded no prob, so that was nice

pros and cons lol

but can you get piss in your mouth and not vomit?

lol no?

#fatherhood

lol thats alll you bud

my kid has peed in my mouth 3 times, he's good with his pisser already

one more reason for me to not had kids haha

can i has win oppression olympics

yes

>not wearing a face mask

i never win anything

you won a golden shower

its not ogld

gold

so theres that

Inb4 headlines:

YouTube demonitizes ads on car repair videos. Claims DIY repair is harmful to the service industry.

oi you got a loicense to do work on your own property?

not if its a mac lol

lmao

When did people learn how to swallow pills on their own?

They didn't.
Not even two 8ØØmg ibuprofens at the same time without water... And the look on that HS²'s face when he saw that wasn't total incredulity.