Message from @P̆̔r̄ì̓e̎́s̋͝t̓

Discord ID: 626095353690849301


2019-09-24 01:18:07 UTC  

what if they hire a private investigator to tail him D:

2019-09-24 01:20:11 UTC  

Then the worst they'll do is fire him

2019-09-24 01:20:44 UTC  

I mean

2019-09-24 01:20:47 UTC  

And possibly fulfill a voyeuristic fantasy

2019-09-24 01:22:31 UTC  

And then what do you say when the next company you interview for asks why you were fired?

2019-09-24 01:23:03 UTC  

"My boss hire a PI to spy on me"

2019-09-24 01:23:08 UTC  

"he liked hearing me take a shower"

2019-09-24 01:24:04 UTC  

Holy shit that's actually a good answer

2019-09-24 01:24:23 UTC  

Yeah that works. Or better yet just say you were seeking better opportunities. Ninety percent of employers won't even call the last employer anyway

2019-09-24 01:28:48 UTC  

Last employeers can't say much anyhow

2019-09-24 01:29:02 UTC  

Unless you list them as a personal reference

2019-09-24 01:30:40 UTC  

The federal laws are loose on it but most state laws restrict it to title, dates of employment, and salary

2019-09-24 01:31:47 UTC  

And most multistate business limit what hr/managers can say because creating protocols for multiple states and ensuring compliance is difficult

2019-09-24 01:32:03 UTC  

So they default to the most stringent states rules

2019-09-24 01:33:34 UTC  

*pro tip if your a hiring manager tell them they are a personal reference not an employment history reference when you call their past supervisors, if you want the real dirt

2019-09-24 01:34:41 UTC  

I once was told that they guy tried to physically fight his last boss. Now i didn't know the context of the fight. I did know the guy was physically bigger than me

2019-09-24 01:36:45 UTC  

I'll keep that in mind next time I have to do a ref check

2019-09-24 01:36:47 UTC  

Thanks Putz

2019-09-24 02:24:08 UTC  

They can also say if you'd be rehired if you applied.

2019-09-24 03:14:44 UTC  

depends on the state laws

2019-09-24 16:39:24 UTC  

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358326373594693642/626095353690849300/190919155712-greta-thunberg-testifies-to-congress-large-169.jpg

2019-09-24 16:53:39 UTC  

I find her extra X chromosome disturbing

2019-09-24 16:53:48 UTC  

its obvi not doing her any favors

2019-09-24 16:55:08 UTC  

There's a joke in theory somewhere about redistribution of chromosomes.

2019-09-24 17:14:14 UTC  

only the 1% get 24 chromosomes

2019-09-24 17:34:14 UTC  

her face just reminds me of a Halloween horror house actor... or that girl in the movie Hereditary who gets her head hit off by a telephone pole

2019-09-24 18:49:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358326373594693642/626127978438328321/screen-shot-2018-04-16-at-5-05-16-pm.png

2019-09-24 18:49:13 UTC  

I'll give that one a "mostly true"

2019-09-24 19:05:42 UTC  

I'll give it an "unproven but speaks to a deeper moral truth"

2019-09-24 20:23:12 UTC  

Lol.

2019-09-24 21:26:03 UTC  

*"Snopes get fact checked by BaBee; Judged "Untrue But Speaks To A Deeper Truth."*

2019-09-24 22:58:11 UTC  

broke: white MLK

2019-09-24 22:58:19 UTC  

woke: black anne frank

2019-09-25 02:50:42 UTC  

In the heart of silicon valley supporting my local chik fil a

2019-09-25 02:51:08 UTC  

And by local I mean in had to drive 40 miles but WORTH IT

2019-09-25 03:12:01 UTC  

It's not bad. People try and compare it to KFC and Popeyes, which is stupid because if you think the comparison is apt then you aren't offering the right thing at KFC or Popeyes

2019-09-25 03:15:48 UTC  

Im next door to amazon

2019-09-25 04:18:05 UTC  

that small guy is Canadian

2019-09-25 04:18:08 UTC  

also

2019-09-25 04:18:36 UTC  

how did they get an automatic do they own a range or business that give them that privilege