Message from @Mandatory Carry
Discord ID: 631716959305728000
well, I don't think there were any crimes that time
I got arrested first
I did my time like a man and stayed out of trouble once I got out on parole
all the other kids got arrested and it went out of control
at one point there was a jailbreak and the sheriff (my four year old daughter) started crying
they were holding court and my wife was giving false witness testimony to get people convicted
a little while after that my wife borrowed two hundred bucks from the bank of my sock drawer
I called in that debt today, and she went and took three hundred more out to pay off the debt
I think I need to convene the court
you can't just rob the bank in broad daylight to pay off your debt to the bank
she's acting like I owe her a hundred now
Perhaps you could grease the sheriff's palms to give your side of the story its proper weight
a few cookies here and there should do it
dude, the sheriff has been in my pocket since the day she was born
my wife doesn't know how much power I have in this justice system
most excellent
she'll never see it coming
a couple gummy treats to grease the wheels wouldn't hurt though
¿Why did I just get cussed out in Farglish for 15 minutes on my work phone?
Yo no es feliz. 😠🙄
Yo no estoy feliz.
Guys I saw the Joker and now I’m gonna go join a clown gang 🤡
Awesome.
so is anyone else not getting the youtube previews anymore?
I'm not
I've been wondering about that
But now I'm seeing other users/servers complain about it too
It's a bug. They're working on it
kay, i was afraid that they changed something permanently on their end
thanks for the heads up
the moment youre taking a music through cultures class and he plays Shaun Mendez
Who?
A whiny-voiced little shit who does Nice Guy™ songs
Sounds like I’m not missing out on anything.
Not a whit, friendo
I think the only reason he's popular is because he's reasonably attractive; if he were a regular dude singing songs about how a woman should notice that he's *truly* the right one for her, not her jerk boyfriend, people would just make fun of him instead lul
When I heard it I didn’t realize that high school white girl culture actually qualified as its own culture
ugh yes
I'm convinced high schoolers need way less freedom than they're being given
though that could be a can of worms 😂
Need to cram some classical music down their throat