JinHao #1

ballpoint lives matter

@Legalize

@Legalize You think mass fountain pens will fix problems. What will actually happen is corrupt businesses will learn to exploit the tax laws and the price of Fountain Pens will only go up.

Soon we'll have cheap government fountain pens that meet the standards, but they will be substandard and provide a less then evanescant writing experience.

In dingy alleys, shady characters will trade ball points or even old keyboards to get around the laws.

Your UBFP initiative may start with the best intentions but soon inkless fountain pen families will litter the streets, begging for handouts and using all manner of filthy instruments to put their ideas to paper.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621522637599932446/646061074830852262/image0.jpg

@Legalize Your man pen dictatorship will go too far sir!

TOO FAR

Back Alley Ballpoint Pens

Lumps of charcoal held in shivering hands

To write out dinner shopping lists consisting only of MC DONALDS

Imagine trying to sign a receipt with a fountain pen

Didn't someone just say public executions?

I mean I think I heard that.

Feels like a weird selling point.

**We've got a Catholic Republic run by an iron fisted Monarch with public executions, but wait till we tell your about our...**

***Fountain Pen program!***

What about pen fountains?

Filled with the blood of heresy probably.

Fountain pens are terrible at killing Tyrants

Whoever told you that was lying.

What about the guns Remington made that would just randomly go off because of a design flaw

Did remington do anything wrong there avoiding the recall when they knew their guns could go off spontaneously because of their faulty design?

Switching to high quality fountain pens would save at least 100 lives a year.

https://unrealfacts.com/pen-caps-cause-100-deaths-year/

You don't want people to die do you?

... maybe

@Nutz I like the new icon

Spader like nuts: confirmed.

@A. Spader thanks

what exactly does off topic entail?

This is where we talk about how the Jews did 9/11.

And how the Hoaxacaust never happened.

so basically it's just another of the same chats

Yup.

Speaking of which, the Jews totally did 9/11.
Google Urban Moving Systems.

Gonna hop in vc if anyone wants to chat while I drink beer

lol bro no one cares and no is going to twist it into anything.

its a storage pack, like so what/