Message from @Old Man Hound

Discord ID: 646146576326197261


2019-11-18 19:58:05 UTC  

Under UBFP, ink supplies will dry up, creating a demand for pen ink inflating the prices to an absurd level. It could mean the end for pens everywhere

2019-11-18 19:59:03 UTC  

you can't do something like this and expect it to be a ***pen***acea

2019-11-18 19:59:35 UTC  

You'll need good ink though, good ink is to dye for

2019-11-18 20:00:14 UTC  

I don't think this is a good inktellectual plan

2019-11-18 20:00:26 UTC  

Kon Peki is for weebs

2019-11-18 20:00:28 UTC  

weebs have no place

2019-11-18 20:00:34 UTC  

The squid population will plummet, making them nearly extinct as they are harvested for the ink

2019-11-18 20:00:41 UTC  

I'll take Noodle'rs Whaleman Sepia

2019-11-18 20:00:57 UTC  

We have an overpopulation of squid

2019-11-18 20:01:01 UTC  

so this might be better

2019-11-18 20:01:12 UTC  

Whaleman sepia is like Lexington Gray

2019-11-18 20:01:18 UTC  

once it's down it just stays

2019-11-18 20:01:24 UTC  

can do watercolors over it

2019-11-18 20:01:26 UTC  

it's nice

2019-11-18 20:01:48 UTC  

Platinums Carbon is dope

2019-11-18 20:02:18 UTC  

Platinum classic is nice too

2019-11-18 20:04:18 UTC  

JinHao #1

2019-11-18 21:43:32 UTC  

ballpoint lives matter

2019-11-19 00:34:36 UTC  
2019-11-19 00:35:14 UTC  

@Legalize You think mass fountain pens will fix problems. What will actually happen is corrupt businesses will learn to exploit the tax laws and the price of Fountain Pens will only go up.

2019-11-19 00:35:48 UTC  

Soon we'll have cheap government fountain pens that meet the standards, but they will be substandard and provide a less then evanescant writing experience.

2019-11-19 00:36:05 UTC  

In dingy alleys, shady characters will trade ball points or even old keyboards to get around the laws.

2019-11-19 00:36:47 UTC  

Your UBFP initiative may start with the best intentions but soon inkless fountain pen families will litter the streets, begging for handouts and using all manner of filthy instruments to put their ideas to paper.

2019-11-19 00:39:01 UTC  

@Legalize Your man pen dictatorship will go too far sir!

2019-11-19 00:39:02 UTC  

TOO FAR

2019-11-19 00:39:08 UTC  

Back Alley Ballpoint Pens

2019-11-19 00:39:28 UTC  

Lumps of charcoal held in shivering hands

2019-11-19 00:39:44 UTC  

To write out dinner shopping lists consisting only of MC DONALDS

2019-11-19 00:39:58 UTC  

Imagine trying to sign a receipt with a fountain pen

2019-11-19 00:40:52 UTC  

Didn't someone just say public executions?

2019-11-19 00:40:56 UTC  

I mean I think I heard that.

2019-11-19 00:42:48 UTC  

Feels like a weird selling point.

2019-11-19 00:43:18 UTC  

**We've got a Catholic Republic run by an iron fisted Monarch with public executions, but wait till we tell your about our...**

2019-11-19 00:43:25 UTC  

***Fountain Pen program!***

2019-11-19 00:43:44 UTC  

What about pen fountains?

2019-11-19 00:45:43 UTC  

Filled with the blood of heresy probably.

2019-11-19 12:15:28 UTC  

Fountain pens are terrible at killing Tyrants

2019-11-19 12:15:36 UTC  

Whoever told you that was lying.

2019-11-19 12:26:10 UTC  

What about the guns Remington made that would just randomly go off because of a design flaw

2019-11-19 12:26:30 UTC  

Did remington do anything wrong there avoiding the recall when they knew their guns could go off spontaneously because of their faulty design?