Message from @A. Spader

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2019-08-15 07:06:35 UTC  

We wuuz KANGZ

2019-08-15 08:46:59 UTC  

@uncephalized freaked me the fuck out earlier this evening; There is a monumentally exploitable exemption in Daetslov that I fear will be abused no end. I challenged him to name it, and he said *"Contientious Objector."*
I decided I'd better check into this myself; I *could* have missed something.
*"Contentious Objector: Any person who applies for exemption as a contentious objector, having established probable likelihood based on third party sworn affidavit, may receive an exemption."*
That is a bit on the broad side, but it didn't strike me as particularly exploitable- At least, not for money. The chaplain has to face his own mirror, so to lie about something like this for money would take one **HELL** of a jaded person.
Others who *could* potentially submit such sworn statements, and bear in mind lying on a sworn statement makes it *under oath,* wouldn't generally have the werewithal to withstand scrutiny.
While it may well need revision, I'm now relatively confident that the sort who would lie in a sworn statement would lie in most any other situation; They'd even lie and claim the applicant is mentally unstable or *"a general dumbass"* (C and D) if that's what it took.

2019-08-15 15:54:22 UTC  

...
¿What about it?

2019-08-15 16:03:54 UTC  

@Mandatory Carry I think what actually freaked you out was the possibility that I *did* read your bill and *still disagree with it*.

2019-08-15 16:10:03 UTC  

@pokemon_fetish HOLY SHIT how many tabs does that guy have open! seriously, his poor RAM.

2019-08-15 16:30:21 UTC  

pounding the world, like a battering ram

2019-08-15 17:10:17 UTC  

@uncephalized, no, a, you really didn't, and b, yes, it did; "¿A second exploit? ... Don't start on him, skid, he might be onto something..."*

2019-08-15 17:17:09 UTC  

A second exploit? NAY I SAY!

2019-08-15 18:11:04 UTC  

Almost, yes. But most people won't commit felonies for lulz.

2019-08-15 18:20:29 UTC  

But Mandy is different. You know your name here is 3 girl names?
Manda Tory Carrie

2019-08-15 19:10:35 UTC  

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck you, that's funny!🤣

2019-08-15 22:23:23 UTC  

...
Let me guess; The fact that I'm laughing (harder than y'all) at the joke (at my expense) scares ya...
¿Close? 😂

2019-08-16 00:09:19 UTC  

@Mandatory Carry why are you so dedicated to the narrative that I would lie about something so trivial as reading a thousand or so words of poorly spelled pseudo-legalese?

2019-08-16 01:29:01 UTC  

Because you didn't.
You read what you *wanted* to read.

Three people here along caught it. You never have, and Leg, I could point it out to him and he'd never accept it. He's too dedicated to the *"wild wild west"* narrative to see what...
Is already there.
Edit: Pink Pistols, when I sent to them, even called in the first line of thier reply... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2019-08-16 01:29:44 UTC  

I'm sorry what are we arguing about?

2019-08-16 01:31:06 UTC  

@A. Spader
Very long story about people who WON'T read. Or maybe just accept they're wrong... 😔😔😔😔

2019-08-16 01:31:42 UTC  

@Mandatory Carry no, I mean what's the topic

2019-08-16 01:32:16 UTC  

what is it that people aren't reading?

2019-08-16 01:32:56 UTC  

...
*I'd like to hear what fantasy Leg is gonna tell you.*
Indulge me. 😉

2019-08-16 01:35:19 UTC  

well in the meantime show me the legislation you're proposing

2019-08-16 01:35:28 UTC  

I assume it's a modern take on the Militia Act @Mandatory Carry ?

2019-08-16 01:38:29 UTC  

where can I find the specs?

2019-08-16 01:42:53 UTC  

yeah I'm just seeing facebook posts

2019-08-16 01:43:15 UTC  

with Zucc trying to get me to join his site taking up the entire lower side

2019-08-16 01:44:22 UTC  

alright found it

2019-08-16 01:44:53 UTC  

what are your objections @Legalize beyond the compulsion to carry and own firearms?

2019-08-16 01:47:12 UTC  

https://pastebin.com/xQYwBz1S a simple text version if needed

2019-08-16 01:48:06 UTC  

Was going to add that.

2019-08-16 01:48:14 UTC  

Automatic gun registry built-in.

2019-08-16 01:48:18 UTC  

hmm

2019-08-16 01:48:24 UTC  

seems poorly thought out

2019-08-16 01:48:46 UTC  

how do you enforce this without a registry?

2019-08-16 01:48:52 UTC  

you couldn't

2019-08-16 01:49:50 UTC  

I guess the benefit is every private citizen is armed, but to be honest alot of people are just gonna by a hipoint and stuff it down their pants

2019-08-16 01:50:12 UTC  

Also you can just pay an exorbitant exemption fee (hundreds of dollars a month), meaning that poor people are going to be forced to comply while wealthy people will just get out of it with money if they want.

2019-08-16 01:50:15 UTC  

🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Legalize can't even get the name right... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey, you finally found it... Months ago.

Oh good, you two STFU, @A. Spader
Please... Continue. This may well be useful

2019-08-16 01:50:31 UTC  

I'm not saying I don't thing they should have guns