Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Down with the fence sitters!

None of the claims were named Trump, so of course they wouldn't have grabbed him

only Trumps grabs amirite

Grab them by the penis.

The Schlong Grapple

**Degeneracy detected!**

The Grabbin Cannon

Totally kidding

"I call this move, the dong gong" *proceeds to rapidly punch croch*

The Meat Beat

@Legalize I hate it when that happens.

The Dong Gong is amazing

They tend to default to emotion.

Nice one mate

Like, I don't know if God exists or not, but if he does, I like to think he would want me to seek truth as objectively as possible.

@Legalize that's why I hate the Ex(insert religion here) subreddits

He? Did you just dead name god?

Fuck man.

Ze

LOL

@Legalize Ah, I see.

I'm sorry, please don't send me to hell, hel, the underworld, or any other form of hurtful afterlife.

Remember: god is a woman

tfw

the realization

that if God is infinite

and God is a woman

the Muslims were right

Remember: A godly power does not need to care - only be powerful.

72 virgins only means you're boning God int he afterlife

because it's one repetitive virgin

Mind

blonw

blown

@Legalize they can be funny, but a lot of times I have a hard time trusting them. I find a common theme of ex Mormons accusing bishops of having child porn.

@Legalize and that's the problem with being "anti a religion" ironically your world view becomes even more dogmatic than the dogmatic shackles you claim to have rid yourself from.

Yeah there's a lot of stuff that prevent me from considering them, but I do like going, and my wife is a member so... There's that. Doctrinally their sect makes the most sense to me, but I have a hard time buying some of their claims of divinity.

Imagine if the Mormons formed a warrior culture.

They basically did when they settled Utah.

The irony for me is when you call yourself anti-something, you're supposed to spend all your time researching every angle of that thing