They fuck themselves by sitting on the fence anyway

I mean

Those pointy ends don't just disappear

Oh wait I thought I was Tulsi for a sec

🍆

I prefer sitting on walls for that reason

Also, Legalize, I mean

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Down with the fence sitters!

None of the claims were named Trump, so of course they wouldn't have grabbed him

only Trumps grabs amirite

Grab them by the penis.

The Schlong Grapple

**Degeneracy detected!**

The Grabbin Cannon

Totally kidding

"I call this move, the dong gong" *proceeds to rapidly punch croch*

The Meat Beat

@Legalize I hate it when that happens.

The Dong Gong is amazing

They tend to default to emotion.

Nice one mate

Like, I don't know if God exists or not, but if he does, I like to think he would want me to seek truth as objectively as possible.

@Legalize that's why I hate the Ex(insert religion here) subreddits

He? Did you just dead name god?

Fuck man.

Ze

LOL

@Legalize Ah, I see.

I'm sorry, please don't send me to hell, hel, the underworld, or any other form of hurtful afterlife.

Remember: god is a woman

tfw

the realization

that if God is infinite

and God is a woman

the Muslims were right

Remember: A godly power does not need to care - only be powerful.

72 virgins only means you're boning God int he afterlife

because it's one repetitive virgin

Mind

blonw