Aw. No catapult for you either.

Thanks man.

Lol

I don't have enough brainpower to engage, still buzzed from my can of celebratory beer in honor of Justice Kavanaugh

wp dude

I'm hyped on Kavanaugh's confirmation

Someone said this is like the first time in 50 years where the Supreme court isn't majority liberal

I should have Page one of Beauty and The Beta finished tomorrow.

It's been a slow burn.

The good thing about all of this circus right now is we can be pretty confident that Kavanaugh doesn't have any skeletons in his closet that might cause him to be turned (ala Roberts)

Sweet

There’s a male feminist in this bar and I am tempted to ask him if he’s having a beer for Kavanaugh.

I'd ask him if he saw that roundhouse kick to the pro life lady.

Lol

I'm sure he'll probably stick his tongue out for justice.

If he talks to me I’ll ask him

Be careful. You never know how unhinged this guy may get.

I’ve got handcuffs on me

?

I used to be a cop

Oh. Cool.

Be more cautious of his kiss.

It’s habit to carry them

Lol

Shudder. 🤢

I’ve gotten literal shit in my mouth so I’m not overly worried.

Gross.

Yeah

Just a bit

Just a tad

It’s a fun story

Cool. I have a me too story that’s a lot like ford’s but it actually happened. Lol

Same. I was 8.

The dude pulled down his pants and shit in his hands then flung it upwards at me when I pulled him out of the car.

Oh. Mine wasn’t that serious. A drunk girl groped my pelvic region for like 10 seconds.

That’s disgusting.

That is chimp like behavior

Thankfully I blew out the transmission a few hours later and got a new patrol truck the next day.

I work in wastewater treatment. I can only imagine how gross that was for you.

I started keeping alcohol based mouthwash in my door.

Don’t blame you.