Sweet

There’s a male feminist in this bar and I am tempted to ask him if he’s having a beer for Kavanaugh.

I'd ask him if he saw that roundhouse kick to the pro life lady.

Lol

I'm sure he'll probably stick his tongue out for justice.

If he talks to me I’ll ask him

Be careful. You never know how unhinged this guy may get.

I’ve got handcuffs on me

?

I used to be a cop

Oh. Cool.

Be more cautious of his kiss.

It’s habit to carry them

Lol

Shudder. 🤢

I’ve gotten literal shit in my mouth so I’m not overly worried.

Gross.

Yeah

Just a bit

Just a tad

It’s a fun story

Cool. I have a me too story that’s a lot like ford’s but it actually happened. Lol

Same. I was 8.

The dude pulled down his pants and shit in his hands then flung it upwards at me when I pulled him out of the car.

Oh. Mine wasn’t that serious. A drunk girl groped my pelvic region for like 10 seconds.

That’s disgusting.

That is chimp like behavior

Thankfully I blew out the transmission a few hours later and got a new patrol truck the next day.

I work in wastewater treatment. I can only imagine how gross that was for you.

I started keeping alcohol based mouthwash in my door.

Don’t blame you.

Are you going to poke that little feminist bunny?

Lol

I did

He practically ran

I just asked if he was having a beer to celebrate Kavanaugh’s confirmation and he went to the bar, payed and left.

Lol. You ruined his night. He was probably mourning Kavanaugh’s confirmation.

I know

I’m happy too

Lol

What a monster.