I feel like I need to marry a girl named Allison just to prove my love to him

Go marry his mom (if she is alive).

:)

Maybe he has a sister

If she’s single and hot I call dibs.

Do you speak Portuguese

He's from Alabama so he speaks Porch-o-geese

So you're saying I have the advantage

@Salacious Swanky Cat where in Alabama?

Depends on how she feels about Southern Drawls. I hear Australians love it.

Probably why Reonen can't keep his hands off you , @Salacious Swanky Cat

Well Brazilians are a little far from Australia. Maybe they like Italians

Brazilians do like themselves a good hu-white boy though

That's my other half so I'm doubly better

You may have a chance

Just be prepared. I've never met a Brazilian I've liked as a human being so maybe you'll have better luck in that department

I like how we're arguing over a girl who may or may not even exist

And I use the term argue loosely

Is that not what waifus are?

It's like fantasy football for the emotional void in our hearts

I didn't see a sister, it says he has a brother..........

@amlam Are you in Alabama?

@SteelandSouls ..... so true.

Whoops. I graduated from the university of Alabama and a bunch of my family lives in Tuscaloosa

@amlam oh. You’re one of those. Lol

War Eagle

Yep that’s me

Gross

I should have realized from the hat

That’s a Braves hat actually. I rarely make that face when watching football

Do you live in Alabama?

So far no one here does.

So looks like I have to settle for a random girl named Allison

So no lady.

Darn

Nah I’m in grad school at LSU right now

Skiller dude. What in?

Nuclear physics. Should be finishing up in about a year or so

😐 dang. Do you plan on working in nuclear energy?

I’m not sure yet. My focus during grad school has been nuclear astrophysics but I’m not super committed to staying in the field. It’s ridiculously competitive

I’d imagine so. Few jobs in that field probably.