Hydraulic press.

Sounds like a workout

Bench Press, Military Press, Hydraulic Press

All natural my friends

This is how intense my desire is for this white boi booty

painting white on white

Richard Wagner would be proud

Lol

Or if you're adventurous enough, painting white in white

White on pink would work better wouldn’t it?

If you were turning him inside out, then yes

I have every intention of inducing prolapse

It's always good to have a goal, I suppose

I want a chastity belt now.

Lol

You do know those have holes yeah?

Male chastity belts don’t work the same way

Really? The only one I’ve ever seen is on Robin Hood men in tights. The one that blocks everything. A beautiful cast iron barrier.

Really?

That must chafe something fierce

The one I know of is one that encapsulates your penis, preventing an election

Erection*

I have seen that

Sounds painful.

Still has holes for relieving yourself etc

Do we have anything that does prevent elections?

Communism

You know, I actually had a fear that Barack was going to suspend 2016

You're not the only one

I didn't think he was going to but the possibility he might definitely raised some concerns

I also feared that he was going to stop the inauguration through executive order

Oh mate

If World War II didn’t stop elections I wonder what could

I never worried about Obama doing that, being to worried about what "might" happen isn't that healthy.

There is such a thing as healthy worry you know. It's important to be wary

Indeed, that is true. But understanding our system, knowing that it wouldn't be possible for that to happen without dire consequences, isn't something people should worry about.

I had friends tell me to get a gun as you don't know what Obama might call for, and all i could do was laugh.

It's the dire consequences that concerned me more than if Obama did it

Serious question though

Say Obama did do that. You'd be seeing a lot less civility than we do now

If a fucken world war couldn’t stop elections from happening, what do you reckon would?