*Resisting impulse to google unknown internet term.

Do not resist

Let it overtake you. Consume you

Too late

I want to experiment with Sal’s batter

Iykwim

Lol. Gross.

@Bowman151 your eyes will burn and you will question many things if you look up blue waffles. Spare yourself

@Bowman151 He lies. You will be liberated from the shackles the world currently binds you in.

Look it up. This is your chance to ascend

Yeah. And question your sexuality.

Because you will have transcended sexuality itself

🙃

Did you just call @Salacious Swanky Cat a Tranny?

I've called him enlightened

Ascended

_on deez nuts_

HE ASCENDS AS I PUSH HIM UP INTO THE CEILING

Gotta say fella. That's a lot of pelvic power

Hydraulic press.

Sounds like a workout

Bench Press, Military Press, Hydraulic Press

All natural my friends

This is how intense my desire is for this white boi booty

painting white on white

Richard Wagner would be proud

Lol

Or if you're adventurous enough, painting white in white

White on pink would work better wouldn’t it?

If you were turning him inside out, then yes

I have every intention of inducing prolapse

It's always good to have a goal, I suppose

I want a chastity belt now.

Lol

You do know those have holes yeah?

Male chastity belts don’t work the same way

Really? The only one I’ve ever seen is on Robin Hood men in tights. The one that blocks everything. A beautiful cast iron barrier.

Really?

That must chafe something fierce

The one I know of is one that encapsulates your penis, preventing an election

Erection*