About as much as you need another slice of cake. You know it'll be bad for you and it'll take a lot of work to get the ick off of you...but you still want that slice

I don't eat cake. I'm on a diet!

But you still want that slice though, yeah?

Dammit. I need a new metaphor because now I want cake

That backfired horrifically

@SteelandSouls eat a lady hole.

The Rock refers to that as pie

@SteelandSouls better yet, eat a blue waffle. Still got an appetite? Lol

....unsurprisingly no. I do not have an appetite anymore. I'd say thanks for the help but that just leaves me with a more disgusting problem to shake off

@SteelandSouls yay! I helped!

Lol

Sure. Let's call it that

Every time you think about eating when you shouldn’t, think of blue waffles and your appetite goes away. It’s an effective diet plan.

I'm looking to be fit, not Olson twin

Lol.

You have to be careful though. You don’t want to develop another type of appetite with this plan. Lol

Just had a serious craving for some bread made with vaginal yeast now that you mention it

You mean sourdough bread?

More like a pizza crust

Lol.

*Resisting impulse to google unknown internet term.

Do not resist

Let it overtake you. Consume you

Too late

I want to experiment with Sal’s batter

Iykwim

Lol. Gross.

@Bowman151 your eyes will burn and you will question many things if you look up blue waffles. Spare yourself

@Bowman151 He lies. You will be liberated from the shackles the world currently binds you in.

Look it up. This is your chance to ascend

Yeah. And question your sexuality.

Because you will have transcended sexuality itself

🙃

Did you just call @Salacious Swanky Cat a Tranny?

I've called him enlightened

Ascended

_on deez nuts_

HE ASCENDS AS I PUSH HIM UP INTO THE CEILING

Gotta say fella. That's a lot of pelvic power

Hydraulic press.

Sounds like a workout