I just saw Captain Marvel, and gotta agree with the caller from Wednesday. It wasn't terrible

Wasn't terrible isn't exactly a ringing endorsement for why i should dump a cool Hamilton or Jefferson on seeing it.

I only did it for the canon

I don't want to have a plothole going into Endgame

I've heard it's bland (not *bad*, but still either the worst MCU movie or the second worst after Thor 2), Brie Larson is stiff, cringy, and just generally bad, Samuel L. Jackson's increased presence in the movie is welcome, and that it's not nearly as much of a piece of outwardly feminist propaganda as Brie and the MSM made it out to be

is that pretty much accurate?

They made themselves a problem with releasing it after infinity war

also the No Doubt song is used extremely poorly

They should have left the Capt marvel thing as a cliff hanger and introduce her in endgame

See it being boring and mediocre makes the shilling worse than if it was bad though

At least if it was bad that would provide its own sort of entertainment value

Now that the movie's opening weekend was a success, SJWs have claimed victory and moved on to blasting the Endgame trailer for showing Brie Larson wearing makeup

>marvel movie making money is named a victory for an ideology it had nothing to do with

They
They do know she was already wearing makeup yes?

as if they've based their claims in reality before

no reason to start now

Yeah but I think she has red lipstick in the trailer

As if Chris Evans doesn't wear more makeup than everyone else

Since when is third wave opposed to that?
*cue montage of red lipsticked pop culture critics and angry protestors*

"Are you saying a female super hero can't be perfect without sexualizing her *mouth*?!?!!?!?!?!?!"

seems to be the argument

Brie has some charm

They really could have done away with the sequence with the men yelling at her, that was all just silly

It was almost Fury's movie lol

So we're going to break out the popcorn when the 90s teen chick flicks come back in the reboot cycle, yes? The rage will be fucking top tier

>actress forced to wear braces, giant glasses, baggy clothes. Has messed up hair
>oh no, she's a NERD
>gets a haircut, wears normal clothes
>oh she's beautiful now and everyone loves her

Cue reeeeing

They'll have to pretend that wasn't how every trailer and probably every movie worked

And do some #feminist messaging to make sure they don't get yeeted. Hollywood's out of ideas, and the bottom of the barrel is about a mile above us

new story is ugly man, gets hormone replacement and plastic surgery, becomes sexist trans athlete in the school

Bee.. one day we should share a beer and talk turkey

Turkey is best eaten, particularly with gravy and mashed potatoes

Shitposting aside I cannot wait for these movies to show up on the remake list

I don’t know if I could eat 80 million people with mashed taters

Not even with good cranberry gravy

“Ferris buellers week on”

Eating 80 million people isn't normal, but on Communism it is

About PMT

Islamists will never be real commies. They don’t have a liberation theology apostate pope to tell them to submit...

Same in Africa. Communism meets tribalism, chiefs take to loot and fuckiffski to Monaco.

Commies fill the power vacuum tho. Check out some of the Kurdish groups hopping in