Message from @C1PHER

Discord ID: 596837457149034549


2019-07-05 16:33:51 UTC  

you did.

2019-07-05 16:36:51 UTC  

Are (((triple parenthesis))) allowed here?

2019-07-05 17:23:30 UTC  

only [[[square ones]]] and maybe >>>arrows<<<

2019-07-05 17:24:55 UTC  

Or if you're feeling *really* {{{rambunctious}}}

2019-07-05 17:26:32 UTC  

You can't just talk about ((()))'s they are people to!

2019-07-05 17:40:07 UTC  

They’re only allowed if you’re Bodhi

2019-07-05 17:41:40 UTC  

Aren't we all Bodhi?

2019-07-05 17:44:23 UTC  

I’m actually a gentile

2019-07-05 17:44:44 UTC  

I know it’s confusing because I don’t have a foreskin but I’m actually not Jewish, unlike Bodhi

2019-07-05 18:38:35 UTC  

I'm purebred Gentile and I'm (((marked))) as well. Not at all uncommon.

2019-07-05 19:04:27 UTC  

Not having a penis pocket is a little inconvenient but overall I’d rate the experience positively

2019-07-05 22:49:56 UTC  

fuuuuuuck that hits close to home.

2019-07-05 22:50:19 UTC  

I'm really disturbed that my home town has been on national news 3 times in the last year.

2019-07-05 22:50:24 UTC  

its like 50k people

2019-07-05 22:54:46 UTC  

> Ayoola Ajayi
🤔

2019-07-05 22:55:01 UTC  

That is not a native name to Cache Valley

2019-07-05 22:55:04 UTC  

that's for sure.

2019-07-05 22:55:19 UTC  

USU has a HUUUUUGE international college outreach program.

2019-07-05 22:55:46 UTC  

like 33% of the students are chinese, saudi, or Indian.

2019-07-05 22:58:58 UTC  

a fine, traditional, English name if I've ever heard one

2019-07-05 23:01:15 UTC  

like Mohamad?

2019-07-05 23:01:21 UTC  

I mean SLC is now a debauched hellhole governed by a dyke and ruled for the benefit of san francisco paymasters, but keep that shit in SLC.

2019-07-05 23:01:29 UTC  

Stay the FUCK out of Logan with that.

2019-07-05 23:02:40 UTC  

Oh, it gets better!

2019-07-05 23:03:18 UTC  

"Investigators ultimately learned his student visa was expired and wrote that if he should be arrested on campus again, ICE should be notified."

2019-07-05 23:03:43 UTC  

Why wasn't there a crack team of ICE agents blowing his wall in and strapping him into a trebuchet?

2019-07-05 23:08:13 UTC  

It looks like he tried to join the National Guard to get citizenship, but received an entry level separation, which I'm assuming means he flunked out of basic training.

2019-07-05 23:08:32 UTC  

He couldn't complete 2 semesters at USU which means he litterally doesn't have an IQ over 80.

2019-07-05 23:12:34 UTC  

I didn't realize that you could flunk out of basic training. I thought they just kept recycling you back until you managed to make it through.

2019-07-05 23:13:04 UTC  

I knew absolute morons who attended the Psych and women's study depts who managed to get c's

2019-07-05 23:13:50 UTC  

he flunked out in under 180 days so he must have failed either in basic, or shortly after.

2019-07-05 23:14:06 UTC  

because basic us usally like 60-90 days

2019-07-05 23:15:02 UTC  

officially 9 weeks.

2019-07-05 23:15:39 UTC  

so 67 - 74 days depending on schedules and if you fucked up probably.

2019-07-05 23:15:56 UTC  

Huh, I thought national guard basic training would be based on Army, which I thought was longer than 9 weeks.

2019-07-05 23:15:58 UTC  

so he somehow screwed up during or directly after basic training.

2019-07-05 23:16:10 UTC  

"Army Basic Combat Training (BCT) lasts nine weeks. This length of time doesn't count time spent in reception, nor does it count the time spent for job training if you attend an OSUT unit, which combines basic training and job training into one combined course."

2019-07-05 23:16:14 UTC  
2019-07-05 23:29:58 UTC  

9 and a 1/2 weeks