Although, you know, not an expert

I had mine cut the old fashioned way

I mean

lmfao

neither have I

Sit in front of the guy doing it with a machete

get screamed at with

"Oh shit there's a lizard falling on your face"

_chop_

😬

Hate life for the next two weeks

as your sausage and eggs look more like ripe tomatoes

I really could have done without considering any of this until I was already married guys

what a weird day

You're welcome

??

: D

😂

oof

Hang a few hundred criminals, and the rest will deport themselves.

Just dont be self conscious about it. The right woman wont care @A. Spader

well thanks

I'll try

^

@pussydestroyer

And if she does then she can fuck off

really more worried about finding someone actually worth dating at this point

Literally eh @pussydestroyer

lmao

@A. Spader you and most of the people in our generation tbh

yeah

Family and all that comes with it has been so eroded by the left it's hard to find someone who'll really want to commit

give it a few years and I'm going to eat my principle of no online dating

lmao

Honestly if I ever divorce (which obviously I dont forsee happening) Im gonna be so fucked

I'm on the verge of that, but then my spawn keeps reminding me:

_B E G O N E T H O T_

I attend one of the largest schools in terms of students in the country

and........nothing

Several people I know met because of online dating. It's _a_ way of at least coordinating a meeting.

sadlyf