Message from @pussydestroyer

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2019-10-03 03:10:35 UTC  

Although, you know, not an expert

2019-10-03 03:10:41 UTC  

I had mine cut the old fashioned way

2019-10-03 03:10:41 UTC  

I mean

2019-10-03 03:10:42 UTC  

lmfao

2019-10-03 03:10:46 UTC  

neither have I

2019-10-03 03:10:53 UTC  

Sit in front of the guy doing it with a machete

2019-10-03 03:10:58 UTC  

get screamed at with

2019-10-03 03:11:05 UTC  

"Oh shit there's a lizard falling on your face"

2019-10-03 03:11:08 UTC  

_chop_

2019-10-03 03:11:27 UTC  

😬

2019-10-03 03:11:27 UTC  

Hate life for the next two weeks

2019-10-03 03:11:43 UTC  

as your sausage and eggs look more like ripe tomatoes

2019-10-03 03:11:49 UTC  

I really could have done without considering any of this until I was already married guys

2019-10-03 03:11:58 UTC  

what a weird day

2019-10-03 03:12:07 UTC  

You're welcome

2019-10-03 03:12:07 UTC  

??

2019-10-03 03:12:09 UTC  

: D

2019-10-03 03:12:11 UTC  

😂

2019-10-03 03:13:01 UTC  

oof

2019-10-03 03:13:25 UTC  

Hang a few hundred criminals, and the rest will deport themselves.

2019-10-03 03:13:43 UTC  

Just dont be self conscious about it. The right woman wont care @A. Spader

2019-10-03 03:13:59 UTC  

well thanks

2019-10-03 03:14:03 UTC  

I'll try

2019-10-03 03:14:08 UTC  

^

2019-10-03 03:14:14 UTC  
2019-10-03 03:14:25 UTC  

And if she does then she can fuck off

2019-10-03 03:14:28 UTC  

really more worried about finding someone actually worth dating at this point

2019-10-03 03:14:35 UTC  

Literally eh @pussydestroyer

2019-10-03 03:14:38 UTC  

lmao

2019-10-03 03:14:56 UTC  

@A. Spader you and most of the people in our generation tbh

2019-10-03 03:15:09 UTC  

yeah

2019-10-03 03:15:20 UTC  

Family and all that comes with it has been so eroded by the left it's hard to find someone who'll really want to commit

2019-10-03 03:15:26 UTC  

give it a few years and I'm going to eat my principle of no online dating

2019-10-03 03:15:32 UTC  

lmao

2019-10-03 03:15:43 UTC  

Honestly if I ever divorce (which obviously I dont forsee happening) Im gonna be so fucked

2019-10-03 03:15:44 UTC  

I'm on the verge of that, but then my spawn keeps reminding me:

2019-10-03 03:15:49 UTC  

_B E G O N E T H O T_

2019-10-03 03:15:58 UTC  

I attend one of the largest schools in terms of students in the country

2019-10-03 03:16:04 UTC  

and........nothing

2019-10-03 03:16:06 UTC  

Several people I know met because of online dating. It's _a_ way of at least coordinating a meeting.

2019-10-03 03:16:07 UTC  

sadlyf