The way I see it I’m more legit that all of you

I have a dip pen

Wat

If you wont bleed for your writing how do I know it's not just a shitpost

Good point

A dip pen. You know, you spit your dip in it and use it to write

god damnit snl has stricken that skit from the internet. i cant find a clip of it to save my ass

Plus your signature is now DNA evidence

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ah jesus i finally found it. of course its on some obscure site

@Neon_Flipflop https://www.veoh.com/watch/v6464270f2mrmcc4?h1=celebrity

leave it to saturday night live to have a stranglehold on their ip

You don't have diamonds

hell maybe @Legalize could use one too

"youre sitting on a gold mine trebeck!"

its a clip of celebrity jeapordy from snl

where one of the catagories is The Pen is Mightier

Guys only buy diamonds for three reasons - they're getting an engagement ring, they're a collector type, or its a smuggled conflict diamond they got dirt cheap

and sean connery does his thing by misreading it

its from the 90s. funny as hell

Girls have fake diamonds

is that a euphemism for something lol?

@A. Spader Maybe they’re doing all three

you dont want that girl, she has fake diamonds

i prefer my diamonds to be extra bloody

I'd call you a cheap scape @Legalize , but given some of the prices of the pens you showed me that would be incorrect

nothing adds to the value of something like a human soul

horcrux pen?

@Nutz personally I always keep an eye out for conflict diamonds. The girl will know it's real and I saved quite a bit of money

a real Stacy would expect a conflict diamond

Plus I hate paying sales taxes on large purchases

with the 14 words inscribed on the band

LOTR ref?

Sadly no

lol if you think so

Ask Kevin

Ah

legit question?

So I was close

I would like to take thus opportunity to say I was joking, I never do business on the black market and never break the law

Just in case we have any feds listening