its a clip of celebrity jeapordy from snl

where one of the catagories is The Pen is Mightier

Guys only buy diamonds for three reasons - they're getting an engagement ring, they're a collector type, or its a smuggled conflict diamond they got dirt cheap

and sean connery does his thing by misreading it

its from the 90s. funny as hell

Girls have fake diamonds

is that a euphemism for something lol?

@A. Spader Maybe they’re doing all three

you dont want that girl, she has fake diamonds

i prefer my diamonds to be extra bloody

I'd call you a cheap scape @Legalize , but given some of the prices of the pens you showed me that would be incorrect

nothing adds to the value of something like a human soul

horcrux pen?

@Nutz personally I always keep an eye out for conflict diamonds. The girl will know it's real and I saved quite a bit of money

a real Stacy would expect a conflict diamond

Plus I hate paying sales taxes on large purchases

with the 14 words inscribed on the band

LOTR ref?

Sadly no

lol if you think so

Ask Kevin

Ah

legit question?

So I was close

I would like to take thus opportunity to say I was joking, I never do business on the black market and never break the law

Just in case we have any feds listening

how statist of you 😛

Horcrux Conflict Diamond!

Give each other your soul as a wedding gift

the alphabet boys can give me a blumpkin

What was your question @Big T ?

Jesus Christ

i was asking if nuts was actually asking what the 14 words were

@Neon_Flipflop you rang?

it will be $50 for basic mowing, $100 for mowing, trimming, and mulching.

Wat

wat?

I’ll take none

she called for heyzues christos

lawncare services

haha