As soon as pens come up I press +30 seconds 4x

Yeah we need to redistribute the pens

Pen inequality is unacceptable

😬

@Big T you actually like bubba Gump shrimp co?

No one should have to worry about paying for fine writing instruments

yea why not @A. Spader lol

Why

cuz its tasty

It's terrible

Ugh if I wanted to eat lard fried in peanut oil there are cheaper places to get it

You know, this UBFP isn't sounding like such a bad idea after all.....

I mean

>still using fountain pens
>not using the superior quill dipped in ink
😏

The founder of UBFP has not issued me my fountain pen

>Ink
>not using your own blood

The way I see it I’m more legit that all of you

I have a dip pen

Wat

If you wont bleed for your writing how do I know it's not just a shitpost

Good point

A dip pen. You know, you spit your dip in it and use it to write

god damnit snl has stricken that skit from the internet. i cant find a clip of it to save my ass

Plus your signature is now DNA evidence

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ah jesus i finally found it. of course its on some obscure site

@Neon_Flipflop https://www.veoh.com/watch/v6464270f2mrmcc4?h1=celebrity

leave it to saturday night live to have a stranglehold on their ip

You don't have diamonds

hell maybe @Legalize could use one too

"youre sitting on a gold mine trebeck!"

its a clip of celebrity jeapordy from snl

where one of the catagories is The Pen is Mightier

Guys only buy diamonds for three reasons - they're getting an engagement ring, they're a collector type, or its a smuggled conflict diamond they got dirt cheap

and sean connery does his thing by misreading it

its from the 90s. funny as hell

Girls have fake diamonds

is that a euphemism for something lol?

@A. Spader Maybe they’re doing all three

you dont want that girl, she has fake diamonds

i prefer my diamonds to be extra bloody