@The Bitter Draught he's trolling you

The way bubba talks about shrimp in forest gump

Yeah except fountain pens are way better than bubba Gump shrimp

idk

thats some good scrimp

Press x to doubt

press y to doubt the doubt

I wouldnt know I fast forward through the pena every time

Pens

I can’t join on this convo cause I don’t have a fine writing utensil

@Neon_Flipflop the penis mightier rules all

As soon as pens come up I press +30 seconds 4x

Yeah we need to redistribute the pens

Pen inequality is unacceptable

😬

@Big T you actually like bubba Gump shrimp co?

No one should have to worry about paying for fine writing instruments

yea why not @A. Spader lol

Why

cuz its tasty

It's terrible

Ugh if I wanted to eat lard fried in peanut oil there are cheaper places to get it

You know, this UBFP isn't sounding like such a bad idea after all.....

I mean

>still using fountain pens
>not using the superior quill dipped in ink
😏

The founder of UBFP has not issued me my fountain pen

>Ink
>not using your own blood

The way I see it I’m more legit that all of you

I have a dip pen

Wat

If you wont bleed for your writing how do I know it's not just a shitpost

Good point

A dip pen. You know, you spit your dip in it and use it to write

god damnit snl has stricken that skit from the internet. i cant find a clip of it to save my ass

Plus your signature is now DNA evidence

🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

ah jesus i finally found it. of course its on some obscure site

@Neon_Flipflop https://www.veoh.com/watch/v6464270f2mrmcc4?h1=celebrity

leave it to saturday night live to have a stranglehold on their ip

You don't have diamonds

hell maybe @Legalize could use one too