legit question?

So I was close

I would like to take thus opportunity to say I was joking, I never do business on the black market and never break the law

Just in case we have any feds listening

how statist of you 😛

Horcrux Conflict Diamond!

Give each other your soul as a wedding gift

the alphabet boys can give me a blumpkin

What was your question @Big T ?

Jesus Christ

i was asking if nuts was actually asking what the 14 words were

@Neon_Flipflop you rang?

it will be $50 for basic mowing, $100 for mowing, trimming, and mulching.

Wat

wat?

I’ll take none

she called for heyzues christos

lawncare services

haha

Jesus!

at your service. i will absolve you of all your lawn sins

Holy Jesus Christ wearing a sombrero Batman!

it helps with the sun

I'd feel very conflicted deporting Jesus to mexico, but on the other hand they need him too

^

Exactly

Except they won’t accept him

we cant be selfish

They’ll ask for Mary

On the other hand when he comes back it’ll be too late

they like his mom tho

i'd hit it

No

si?

*degenerate*

it wouldnt be immaculate, but whos counting

Every discussion about immaculate conception in junior high boils down to God having sex with Mary

Every damn time

if you were god, you'd hit it too

mary got that 🍑

Uhh no