at your service. i will absolve you of all your lawn sins

Holy Jesus Christ wearing a sombrero Batman!

it helps with the sun

I'd feel very conflicted deporting Jesus to mexico, but on the other hand they need him too

^

Exactly

Except they won’t accept him

we cant be selfish

They’ll ask for Mary

On the other hand when he comes back it’ll be too late

they like his mom tho

i'd hit it

No

si?

*degenerate*

it wouldnt be immaculate, but whos counting

Every discussion about immaculate conception in junior high boils down to God having sex with Mary

Every damn time

if you were god, you'd hit it too

mary got that 🍑

Uhh no

In today’s age that would be pedophilia

I'm not freud

si

**TRAVIS THATS SIN**

mhmmm

and its delicious

lol well we can update the age to modern standards

hand wave that away

Mary is also married, in case you forgot

lol didnt stop god

good enough for him, good enough for me

*god didn’t fuck his mother*

I can't even

haha

ruffling some feathers i see 😛

We swear we won’t cut off your head

how christian of you 😛

ty

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I make no guarantees ~~once the feds kick off the big igloo~~