I'd call you a cheap scape @Legalize , but given some of the prices of the pens you showed me that would be incorrect

nothing adds to the value of something like a human soul

horcrux pen?

@Nutz personally I always keep an eye out for conflict diamonds. The girl will know it's real and I saved quite a bit of money

a real Stacy would expect a conflict diamond

Plus I hate paying sales taxes on large purchases

with the 14 words inscribed on the band

LOTR ref?

Sadly no

lol if you think so

Ask Kevin

Ah

legit question?

So I was close

I would like to take thus opportunity to say I was joking, I never do business on the black market and never break the law

Just in case we have any feds listening

how statist of you 😛

Horcrux Conflict Diamond!

Give each other your soul as a wedding gift

the alphabet boys can give me a blumpkin

What was your question @Big T ?

Jesus Christ

i was asking if nuts was actually asking what the 14 words were

@Neon_Flipflop you rang?

it will be $50 for basic mowing, $100 for mowing, trimming, and mulching.

Wat

wat?

I’ll take none

she called for heyzues christos

lawncare services

haha

Jesus!

at your service. i will absolve you of all your lawn sins

Holy Jesus Christ wearing a sombrero Batman!

it helps with the sun

I'd feel very conflicted deporting Jesus to mexico, but on the other hand they need him too

^

Exactly

Except they won’t accept him

we cant be selfish

They’ll ask for Mary