guys

we have a democrat debate to get blackout drunk to this week

Oh no. I fear for all of your livers.

Y’all

Was the Spanish Inquisition the Nazis before the Nazis were cool?

damn it's only almost 10 and i feel bored

normally i feel bored at like 2 am

so i go to bed

lol

this morning i woke up at 8 to feed the dog i'm sitting tho

gave him 4 walks today

.......maybe having a dog would fix my fucked up sleep schedule

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Nah, the dog would just adapt to your schedule. Dogs are cool like that.

If you really wanted to die of alcohol poisoning, you should have played a drinking game with that Alphabet People townhall.

well the thing is my schedule changes like... almost daily

I’ll have to be drunk with you all in spirit. The 15th is a work day for me

I have come up with 2 potential flyers in the fashion of "Islam is right about women"

One is "Free Speech" just that post it in colleges see what happens

the other is a bit spicier

"Uganda is right about the Gays"

"Africa is right about the Gays" would be better I think

Hello

Greetings McWoof

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if Amazon were smart they'd make an alternative to Alexa, called Alex Jones imagine having Alex Jones as an electronic assistant

I’d buy that

"Alex, who's the Queen of England?"

Alex put Orange Juice on my shopping list
Alex:"That's what they want you to do, they're tracking your purchases to sell the data to interdimensional lizard people"

"She's an illegitimate reptile person wearing the skin of an innocent old lady! Raaarrggghhhhj!"

“Alex order male vitality supplement”

“Alright, shipping everything to China”

So like this, but Alex Jones? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYSPRwL9oX4

Everytime I watch that, it just makes me want to play Darkest Dungeon again.

if I was a less lazy man I'd edit something like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Q72qYWxKQ

noice

that was beautiful

<@&601354330305462272> ill be in Debate if anyone is up to chat

testicles on top of their head? - wtf?! - LOL

normally you have to pay extra to do that

starting this Tuesday me and goldenleaf will be starting the right wing death squad draft during the dem debate drinking game please show up or you will be committing treason

Are *we* being drafted into a RWDS or is this some kinda weird Fantasy Football game you've cooked up?