*Dale, the local Redneck who has a full supportive family, is married, and lives near his mother, but not with her, and who owns a mechanic shop is considering transitioning*

Did y'all ever see The Next Three Days?

The movie about Russell Crowe becoming a murderer, and possibly more than that, to break his wife out of prison for a murder she was innocent of?

This story, about a dad trying to save his son from the alphabet mafia, is what that movie should have been about.

It would have been much less exciting.

Since he could have just used a wiffle ball bat and a fast car.

Then years and years of therapy.

How easy do you think it would be to convince a 7 year old to cut off their hands so they could be a pirate?

Unless you are talking about that sick fuck furry guy, I think convincing anyone to chop off their hands is going to be a hard sell.

Especially if you are suggesting they do it to both hands.

I bet you could get a kid to do it if they loved pirates and got their mom, their counselor, and the media to get on board.

Think of Jack Sparrow.

Be like him!

**Yarrrrr!**

What if you did a hand and peg leg?

So you could be both a pirate and Iraq vet?

Plus prosthetics are exactly the same as the real thing so would it really hurt the kid?

Jack Sparrow wasn't missing any hands.

Or legs for that matter.

He's also the worst pirate what's his face has ever heard of.

Presumably because he has all his limbs.

Why am I not surprised that's in Dallas?

I'm actually a bit surprised it's not in Houston

I would say that Dallas is the Austin of the DFW Metroplex, but we have Denton. There is also a major college in Ft. Worth and Arlington too, so maybe we've got pockets of Austin mixed in to the metroplex.

sad

I always wanted to move to TX

Seems like it's slowly but surely getting corrupted by CA though

which state isn't being slowly corrupted by CA

That's a fair take, actually

Sadly

nah Dallas is massive

Austin's bullshit is concentrated

like the DFW area hasn't enacted a plastic bag ban

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I think he left.

nope

unfortunately still here <:pensive_lemon:590572824566169600>

Biggest rainbow I ever saw in 37 years of life just happened

"Double rainbow all the way across the sky!"

lol why so you can record more people

I'm pretty sure we deleted @notify because it was all of 3 people