Unless you are talking about that sick fuck furry guy, I think convincing anyone to chop off their hands is going to be a hard sell.

Especially if you are suggesting they do it to both hands.

I bet you could get a kid to do it if they loved pirates and got their mom, their counselor, and the media to get on board.

Think of Jack Sparrow.

Be like him!

**Yarrrrr!**

What if you did a hand and peg leg?

So you could be both a pirate and Iraq vet?

Plus prosthetics are exactly the same as the real thing so would it really hurt the kid?

Jack Sparrow wasn't missing any hands.

Or legs for that matter.

He's also the worst pirate what's his face has ever heard of.

Presumably because he has all his limbs.

Why am I not surprised that's in Dallas?

I'm actually a bit surprised it's not in Houston

I would say that Dallas is the Austin of the DFW Metroplex, but we have Denton. There is also a major college in Ft. Worth and Arlington too, so maybe we've got pockets of Austin mixed in to the metroplex.

sad

I always wanted to move to TX

Seems like it's slowly but surely getting corrupted by CA though

which state isn't being slowly corrupted by CA

That's a fair take, actually

Sadly

nah Dallas is massive

Austin's bullshit is concentrated

like the DFW area hasn't enacted a plastic bag ban

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I think he left.

nope

unfortunately still here <:pensive_lemon:590572824566169600>

Biggest rainbow I ever saw in 37 years of life just happened

"Double rainbow all the way across the sky!"

lol why so you can record more people

I'm pretty sure we deleted @notify because it was all of 3 people

lol 2 of which were prob fond and methode

Because it's annoying

fond quit acting like a bored child. if youre bored here, then try another server, or play a game or w/e

What is there to debate?

What is fake about it?

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And the story has been reported from multiple outlets

None of which you'd consider, but whatever