Jack Sparrow wasn't missing any hands.

Or legs for that matter.

He's also the worst pirate what's his face has ever heard of.

Presumably because he has all his limbs.

Why am I not surprised that's in Dallas?

I'm actually a bit surprised it's not in Houston

I would say that Dallas is the Austin of the DFW Metroplex, but we have Denton. There is also a major college in Ft. Worth and Arlington too, so maybe we've got pockets of Austin mixed in to the metroplex.

sad

I always wanted to move to TX

Seems like it's slowly but surely getting corrupted by CA though

which state isn't being slowly corrupted by CA

That's a fair take, actually

Sadly

nah Dallas is massive

Austin's bullshit is concentrated

like the DFW area hasn't enacted a plastic bag ban

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I think he left.

nope

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Biggest rainbow I ever saw in 37 years of life just happened

"Double rainbow all the way across the sky!"

lol why so you can record more people

I'm pretty sure we deleted @notify because it was all of 3 people

lol 2 of which were prob fond and methode

Because it's annoying

fond quit acting like a bored child. if youre bored here, then try another server, or play a game or w/e

What is there to debate?

What is fake about it?

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And the story has been reported from multiple outlets

None of which you'd consider, but whatever

Yeah, we know your moral framework is non-existent/fucked, what's there to debate about>?

I'm at work you fucken retard

Why would you post an article that you consider fake news to try and begin a legitimate debate?

Why should I follow you?

ofc not theyre too busy stroking trump's dick

So MSM never talked about it

hence it's fake news

lmao

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