Message from @The Bitter Draught
Discord ID: 648994915820371972
@UnrelatedComa
Here's what YOU do.
Suck start a pistol.
I find bear traps to be exceedingly effective
How to get women
The right way
Just be funny, good looking, and make lots of money at a high status job.
I can do those
Preferably in the Federal government.
Not yet but relatively soon
Except for the federal government part
Welp, SoL then.
Be able to maintain an erection for at least 4 hours
I cannot do that, I skip dick day
@Catboi
Lolwut
Y tho?
Normal non Christian brained women are going to think you're weird when you're like, "I'M NOT A COOMER I'M WAITING TILL MARRIAGE"
jfc Conservative Inc ruined that meme....
Fuck even most Christian-brained are going to be wondering what your problem is
"is he gay?"
My autistic indian male co workers' asses are saved from destruction. I successfully completed my sexual harassment training
Yeah I’m not gonna wait till marriage but I would be embarrassed to marry a woman who wasn’t a virgin
Good luck with that.
how ugly are you willing to go?
Not very
actually india has a really high rate of adolescent males engaging in sex acts with other boys... so your coworkers asses are long past saving
Unless she's from a Muslim country she's probably lying, and even if she is she's still lying because it was her dad who took her Maidenhood
Perhaps I just won’t get married then
No, you have to, we have to outbreed the left
@Obrimos
You should be embarrassed to get married full stop.
5% of girls getting married are virgins, shoot for the stars bro
Getting married would be retarded
The left are not having sex either
The odds are too stacked against me to take the risk
@Unironic Ohio Supremecist Why aren't you warning Matt more with superchats?
5% chance is better than the pull rate on most gacha games
He's getting married soon
But I also want a non-bastard son
What a predicament
@Catboi because hes not retarded