“I wanna fuck you like Israel fucked the USs liberty”

@UnrelatedComa
Here's what YOU do.
Suck start a pistol.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_LakJTsIE

I find bear traps to be exceedingly effective

How to get women

The right way

Just be funny, good looking, and make lots of money at a high status job.

I can do those

Preferably in the Federal government.

Not yet but relatively soon

Except for the federal government part

Welp, SoL then.

Be able to maintain an erection for at least 4 hours

I cannot do that, I skip dick day

@Catboi
Lolwut

Y tho?

Normal non Christian brained women are going to think you're weird when you're like, "I'M NOT A COOMER I'M WAITING TILL MARRIAGE"

jfc Conservative Inc ruined that meme....

Fuck even most Christian-brained are going to be wondering what your problem is

"is he gay?"

My autistic indian male co workers' asses are saved from destruction. I successfully completed my sexual harassment training

Yeah I’m not gonna wait till marriage but I would be embarrassed to marry a woman who wasn’t a virgin

Good luck with that.

how ugly are you willing to go?

Not very

actually india has a really high rate of adolescent males engaging in sex acts with other boys... so your coworkers asses are long past saving

Unless she's from a Muslim country she's probably lying, and even if she is she's still lying because it was her dad who took her Maidenhood

Perhaps I just won’t get married then

No, you have to, we have to outbreed the left

@Obrimos
You should be embarrassed to get married full stop.

5% of girls getting married are virgins, shoot for the stars bro

Getting married would be retarded

The left are not having sex either

The odds are too stacked against me to take the risk

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist Why aren't you warning Matt more with superchats?

5% chance is better than the pull rate on most gacha games

He's getting married soon

But I also want a non-bastard son

What a predicament