Welp, SoL then.

Be able to maintain an erection for at least 4 hours

I cannot do that, I skip dick day

@Catboi
Lolwut

Y tho?

Normal non Christian brained women are going to think you're weird when you're like, "I'M NOT A COOMER I'M WAITING TILL MARRIAGE"

jfc Conservative Inc ruined that meme....

Fuck even most Christian-brained are going to be wondering what your problem is

"is he gay?"

My autistic indian male co workers' asses are saved from destruction. I successfully completed my sexual harassment training

Yeah I’m not gonna wait till marriage but I would be embarrassed to marry a woman who wasn’t a virgin

Good luck with that.

how ugly are you willing to go?

Not very

actually india has a really high rate of adolescent males engaging in sex acts with other boys... so your coworkers asses are long past saving

Unless she's from a Muslim country she's probably lying, and even if she is she's still lying because it was her dad who took her Maidenhood

Perhaps I just won’t get married then

No, you have to, we have to outbreed the left

@Obrimos
You should be embarrassed to get married full stop.

5% of girls getting married are virgins, shoot for the stars bro

Getting married would be retarded

The left are not having sex either

The odds are too stacked against me to take the risk

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist Why aren't you warning Matt more with superchats?

5% chance is better than the pull rate on most gacha games

He's getting married soon

But I also want a non-bastard son

What a predicament

@Catboi because hes not retarded

@Catboi
Ping doesn't read them.

We need to save Matt

Start super chatting him divorce stats

And alimony rates and laws

also counter signaling the hosts personal life that we know nothing about... not a good look

@Obrimos
Get married and you'll never see your kid.

@UnrelatedComa It’s to save him

@Catboi are you going to fix your name at some point?

Mostly joking it is kinda rude to do that

My name is fixed

Just like my big nigger brain