Message from @UnrelatedComa

Discord ID: 648995324102311947


2019-11-26 21:12:33 UTC  

Welp, SoL then.

2019-11-26 21:12:33 UTC  

Be able to maintain an erection for at least 4 hours

2019-11-26 21:12:49 UTC  

I cannot do that, I skip dick day

2019-11-26 21:12:58 UTC  

@Catboi
Lolwut

2019-11-26 21:13:03 UTC  

Y tho?

2019-11-26 21:13:25 UTC  

Normal non Christian brained women are going to think you're weird when you're like, "I'M NOT A COOMER I'M WAITING TILL MARRIAGE"

2019-11-26 21:13:27 UTC  

jfc Conservative Inc ruined that meme....

2019-11-26 21:13:44 UTC  

Fuck even most Christian-brained are going to be wondering what your problem is

2019-11-26 21:13:54 UTC  

"is he gay?"

2019-11-26 21:14:05 UTC  

My autistic indian male co workers' asses are saved from destruction. I successfully completed my sexual harassment training

2019-11-26 21:14:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228313705669066752/648994925416808492/1559725608220.jpg

2019-11-26 21:14:20 UTC  

Yeah I’m not gonna wait till marriage but I would be embarrassed to marry a woman who wasn’t a virgin

2019-11-26 21:14:36 UTC  

Good luck with that.

2019-11-26 21:14:51 UTC  

how ugly are you willing to go?

2019-11-26 21:14:55 UTC  

Not very

2019-11-26 21:14:57 UTC  

actually india has a really high rate of adolescent males engaging in sex acts with other boys... so your coworkers asses are long past saving

2019-11-26 21:15:03 UTC  

Unless she's from a Muslim country she's probably lying, and even if she is she's still lying because it was her dad who took her Maidenhood

2019-11-26 21:15:19 UTC  

Perhaps I just won’t get married then

2019-11-26 21:15:39 UTC  

No, you have to, we have to outbreed the left

2019-11-26 21:15:41 UTC  

@Obrimos
You should be embarrassed to get married full stop.

2019-11-26 21:15:43 UTC  

5% of girls getting married are virgins, shoot for the stars bro

2019-11-26 21:15:51 UTC  

Getting married would be retarded

2019-11-26 21:15:55 UTC  

The left are not having sex either

2019-11-26 21:15:59 UTC  

The odds are too stacked against me to take the risk

2019-11-26 21:16:13 UTC  

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist Why aren't you warning Matt more with superchats?

2019-11-26 21:16:15 UTC  

5% chance is better than the pull rate on most gacha games

2019-11-26 21:16:17 UTC  

He's getting married soon

2019-11-26 21:16:17 UTC  

But I also want a non-bastard son

2019-11-26 21:16:22 UTC  

What a predicament

2019-11-26 21:16:31 UTC  

@Catboi because hes not retarded

2019-11-26 21:16:40 UTC  

@Catboi
Ping doesn't read them.

2019-11-26 21:16:53 UTC  

We need to save Matt

2019-11-26 21:16:59 UTC  

Start super chatting him divorce stats

2019-11-26 21:17:04 UTC  

And alimony rates and laws

2019-11-26 21:17:07 UTC  

also counter signaling the hosts personal life that we know nothing about... not a good look

2019-11-26 21:17:12 UTC  

@Obrimos
Get married and you'll never see your kid.

2019-11-26 21:17:19 UTC  

@UnrelatedComa It’s to save him

2019-11-26 21:17:24 UTC  

@Catboi are you going to fix your name at some point?

2019-11-26 21:17:28 UTC  

Mostly joking it is kinda rude to do that

2019-11-26 21:17:31 UTC  

My name is fixed

2019-11-26 21:17:37 UTC  

Just like my big nigger brain