Message from @Obrimos
Discord ID: 648994413988544538
I want to be one
that's what you remind me of
I honestly don't think this is the group of people to ask for good advice on how to attract women
LOL
It will be wicked pissah
Kevin gets lots of women, he just starts telling them about how the numbers don’t line up, 6 million in 5 years? Come on
Thrazn? What the fuck does thrazn mean?
That’s a joke not an attack
This is @Obrimos https://vimeo.com/28466163
I already told you faggots. The best pick up line is "I want to do you like the Jews did 9/11."
heres what you do - go to a movie, find a seat next to a girl, during an engaging part of the movie yawn and stretch out, but THEN as your arm comes down put it over the back of her chair and embrace her by the shoulders
Crazy high success rate.
“I wanna fuck you like Israel fucked the USs liberty”
@UnrelatedComa
Here's what YOU do.
Suck start a pistol.
I find bear traps to be exceedingly effective
How to get women
The right way
Just be funny, good looking, and make lots of money at a high status job.
Preferably in the Federal government.
Not yet but relatively soon
Except for the federal government part
Welp, SoL then.
Be able to maintain an erection for at least 4 hours
I cannot do that, I skip dick day
@Catboi
Lolwut
Y tho?
Normal non Christian brained women are going to think you're weird when you're like, "I'M NOT A COOMER I'M WAITING TILL MARRIAGE"
jfc Conservative Inc ruined that meme....
Fuck even most Christian-brained are going to be wondering what your problem is
"is he gay?"
My autistic indian male co workers' asses are saved from destruction. I successfully completed my sexual harassment training
Yeah I’m not gonna wait till marriage but I would be embarrassed to marry a woman who wasn’t a virgin
Good luck with that.
how ugly are you willing to go?
Not very
actually india has a really high rate of adolescent males engaging in sex acts with other boys... so your coworkers asses are long past saving
Unless she's from a Muslim country she's probably lying, and even if she is she's still lying because it was her dad who took her Maidenhood