WOW

What crap!

Imagine having to explain this to an *accountant*

Sounds like a bad accountant...

They're the division business owner. Failed upwards.

If you can say, how archaic are we talking here?

🙄

Like, we need a real-time function. VendorCompany's solution was to send a flat file to an FTP site every night, and have a batch process do its thing once every 24 hours.

I... what

Would require all sorts of parsing validation and prayers that the file is received on time.

was the process coded on punch-cards, too

This is for what should be real-time pushes of notifications via email/SMS to customers when they demand it lol

hahaha

How do you keep your head from exploding??

Money helps. Legitimately would quit though if they force the FTP solution.

There are plenty of places I can do this work.

Baller 👌

As jesse lee peterson would say

‘Amazin!’

I think Matt did a great job defending freedom from the porno banners

Like jesus christ control yourself. Stop asking the state to protect your dick from your hand

Of all the stupid ass hills to die on, this porn ban shit is the stupidest one. All it does is reveal that they don't want constitutional values, they want to twist it in order to push values

I don't know guys common sense porn laws would solve so much

Hahaha

I bet were I so motivated I could probably have child porn on my hard drive within a couple of hours of dedicated searching despite its complete prohibition and utter moral condemnation

If child porn can’t even be stopped. What chance does a real porn ban have

At completely removing it? Zero. At reducing it? Probably possible.

Yes, just like banning drugs reduced drug use and banning gambling reduced gambling and banning alcohol reduced alcohol

Oh wait, all of those things increased? Weird

When I was kid, this was before the internet had images mind you, we youngings depended upon total chads leaving hustler and playbor mags in bushes near playgroubds

No joke the best place to find porno was a tree stump near a playground

People will always find a way to get what they want.

I mean, it's a ban. Super effective.

Also half the guys callingg for the porna ban probably just finished wiping their hands off before calling in

The word ban is right in the word ban.

And the responsibility is not the government's. It's our own.

You're also not addressing the issue leading to it. Drug addiction, and really all addiction, isn't because of the availability of the addictive product . It's because of mental issues, problematic home life, depression, feelings of uselessness and a loss of drive and purpose in life. Those are what need to be addressed in society. Repairing the family unit, reinforcing traditional values society wide, etc etc. Those are solutions to the problem

So if you're proposing a ban on something, you're already admitting defeat in addressing the real issues and trying to find a lazy and simple way out that simply won't work

the whole concept of a porn ban is to scare sheeple in to agreeing to the idea of requiring ID to use the internet, thereby eliminating anonymity on the internet

You don’t cure obesity by outlawing size xXXL clothes

Or trans fats or fried foods etc