figure it out

lol

>not posting honest dating ad

omegalul

can you even imagine such cringe

Yeah that link is going to be 99.9

@Purple
>can't find pussy
Checks out.

99.9% dudes, so I dont find it alluring

Whoa, the second Reaper drone strike this week right here

It probably will be sixty dudes for every chick

A) Given the viewership of the show and
B) It's still technically the internet.

I mean, good luck, but I already deal with living in a liberal wasteland... I dont think it will be any different

things like that are always all men and women contact the guys who post

are you kidding?

liberal wastelands are ripe with chicks

... Not the kind I want to fuck

theyre just fixer-uppers

Pump-and-dump fodder

I guess but its annoying walking on eggshells just to get my dick wet.

Who will accuse you of rape afterwards

Even though they filmed it for an art piece or some shit

I'll probably just end up marrying some asian chick

Trust me. I am around plenty of gorgeous girls. I am a fire performer for local festivals. But they are so insufferable

Massive egos and you say one wrong thing and they tell everyone

Well shit, you're in a perfect spot to enact some good ol' fashion witch burnings then!

Im somehow a <nazi symphathizer> because I dont believe in complete socialism

Its fucking retarded

Grown 40 yr old men posting about Bernie and Im like... You lived THIS long and you havent figured this shit out?!

You had a front row seat to the fall of Venezuela and haven't made this connection yet, yeah. 🙃

Grew up in southern California. I know the feeling.

They masturbate to noam chomsky

Well there's a mental image.

I show them a video of 20 Venezuelans beating a cow to death with rocks and their hands and they say <OH THATS BECAUSE OF THE US!>

Old Noam Chomsky books line the shelves, their spines worn and wrinkled with use, the pages crusty and cracked with the myriad of jizz stains...

the pages of das kaptial are stuck together

You know, come to think of it though

It probably makes more sense when it's completely unreadable.

lol are you guys pretending chicks read books?

It's not wanking, it's editing.

Its not like they open the book anyway\

@Purple gets it