I guess but its annoying walking on eggshells just to get my dick wet.

Who will accuse you of rape afterwards

Even though they filmed it for an art piece or some shit

I'll probably just end up marrying some asian chick

Trust me. I am around plenty of gorgeous girls. I am a fire performer for local festivals. But they are so insufferable

Massive egos and you say one wrong thing and they tell everyone

Well shit, you're in a perfect spot to enact some good ol' fashion witch burnings then!

Im somehow a <nazi symphathizer> because I dont believe in complete socialism

Its fucking retarded

Grown 40 yr old men posting about Bernie and Im like... You lived THIS long and you havent figured this shit out?!

You had a front row seat to the fall of Venezuela and haven't made this connection yet, yeah. 🙃

Grew up in southern California. I know the feeling.

They masturbate to noam chomsky

Well there's a mental image.

I show them a video of 20 Venezuelans beating a cow to death with rocks and their hands and they say <OH THATS BECAUSE OF THE US!>

Old Noam Chomsky books line the shelves, their spines worn and wrinkled with use, the pages crusty and cracked with the myriad of jizz stains...

the pages of das kaptial are stuck together

You know, come to think of it though

It probably makes more sense when it's completely unreadable.

lol are you guys pretending chicks read books?

It's not wanking, it's editing.

Its not like they open the book anyway\

@Purple gets it

Kek

They just jizz on the closed book and shelve it again

not very polite

what was that saying, "Communists are those who read the Communist Manifesto, Capitalists are the ones who understood it"

lol

Sounds about right.

Reminds me of when I quoted Churchill "Those who arent conservative by the time they are 30 have no brain" and a bunch of my friends who are like 35-40 put 😆 emojis as a response.

The only cure for it is helicopters

I personally identify as an apache helicopter

Excellent, be a part of the solution

I tried, they said "fuck capitalism" in response. Currently requesting airstrikes.

Helicopters are so 2019. Reaper drones are where it's at now.

Solomani approved

Speaking of which, obviously this whole show of backing off is a show. Of course, Iran is going to do more shit, they always do. So, what do you think will happen when they inevitably pull some bullshit again?

Well, I think their navy is the next likely target

Ah, the Persian navy getting fucked up

A tale as old as history itself

XD