lol are you guys pretending chicks read books?

It's not wanking, it's editing.

Its not like they open the book anyway\

@Purple gets it

Kek

They just jizz on the closed book and shelve it again

not very polite

what was that saying, "Communists are those who read the Communist Manifesto, Capitalists are the ones who understood it"

lol

Sounds about right.

Reminds me of when I quoted Churchill "Those who arent conservative by the time they are 30 have no brain" and a bunch of my friends who are like 35-40 put 😆 emojis as a response.

The only cure for it is helicopters

I personally identify as an apache helicopter

Excellent, be a part of the solution

I tried, they said "fuck capitalism" in response. Currently requesting airstrikes.

Helicopters are so 2019. Reaper drones are where it's at now.

Solomani approved

Speaking of which, obviously this whole show of backing off is a show. Of course, Iran is going to do more shit, they always do. So, what do you think will happen when they inevitably pull some bullshit again?

Well, I think their navy is the next likely target

Ah, the Persian navy getting fucked up

A tale as old as history itself

XD

Different day, different foe, same destination: The bottom of the sea.

^

Supremely short sighted and shallow tin foil hat theory here. Do you think this is a means of disrupting the Trump reelection campaign by throwing a wrench in his anti-war goals? I mean... Solomani was at the white house in 2013

If it were that they wouldn't have given us warning to get our troops to safety before lobbing those missiles

Nah, they probably just underestimated Trump's resolve and made a stupid misstep

agreed

https://apnews.com/ecbf188e7e200f6215e75f9fb5d6fa55

make sure to thank Tucker

Hm, but there were no US casualties. I know the Iranian news sources have been claiming there were, in order to sew propaganda, but is that really useful nowadays?

Morning

What we fucking up now

Where’s Reich

Everyone watching the Enoch/Destiny debate tomorrow?

oh shit

Gotta be a cringe fest

Lol

is that on Ralph's shitshow?

Cringe it

tbh have not heard of either of them