Message from @LustrousMandrill
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catholics are so cucked
dont @ me
Tfw I'll never have a boyfriend who's twice as tall as me 😩
Cringe
Easy tip to make most potential boyfriends twice your height:
||Get permanently bound to a wheelchair.||
That's one way to do it
Tfw I'll never have a boyfriend twice my age @chaizu
Go on grindr and you'll have one in a day
Yeah but I want one I actually like
That shares my hobbies and interests and wants to be frens
Isn't just into sex
Good luck finding a man who isn't just into sex
Good luck finding a woman who isn't just into your money or what you can give them @LustrousMandrill
I'm a broke ass bitch so at least I can know for sure that any woman who expresses interest in me isn't after my money
She could just want your face
I can be pretty confident that that's not the case
I think that that's a mischaracterization of women but the men one is spot on
Thank u
Ye. My list of requirements in order to date someone is super reasonable and not at all strict. 1 sec I'll find it
You have a specific list of requirements?
Doesn't everyone
Maybe but I don't think everyone has their list actually typed out and saved somewhere lol
1) handsome and kinda hot at least, hygienic and preferably jacked
2) taller than me, preferably at least 6'0"
3) confident
4) willing to go vegan for ethical reasons
5) leftist
6) smarter than me
7) ok with the weird kink stuff that I like, dont judge me
8) I feel comfortable around them
9) patient and calm
See? Totally reasonable
1 is relative to me of course, basically I just have to find them hot which I think it reasonable
All the items on that list are pretty reasonable individually but finding someone who fulfills all of the requirements might be tricky
I think 2 is kind of unreasonable but I justify it by being trans and blaming dysphoria also it's hotter
Probably 6 too but I don't think that one is that hard
Yeah I was thinking 6 might be a bit of a tall order
But it's not an unreasonable thing to desire
It's also impossible to calculate since idgaf about any specific measure. It's just a general feeling I'd get after talking for a while. Maybe "able to entertain me intellectually" would be a better way to put it.
Yeah I can see why that would be important
"Doesnt bore me" 🤔
Nobody likes being bored