Yeah who would want to fight cannibals

Im sorry, I just

catholics are so cucked

dont @ me

Tfw I'll never have a boyfriend who's twice as tall as me 😩

Cringe

Easy tip to make most potential boyfriends twice your height:

||Get permanently bound to a wheelchair.||

That's one way to do it

Tfw I'll never have a boyfriend twice my age @chaizu

Go on grindr and you'll have one in a day

Yeah but I want one I actually like

That shares my hobbies and interests and wants to be frens

Isn't just into sex

@chaizu

Good luck finding a man who isn't just into sex

Good luck finding a woman who isn't just into your money or what you can give them @LustrousMandrill

I'm a broke ass bitch so at least I can know for sure that any woman who expresses interest in me isn't after my money

She could just want your face

Lol nice meme

I can be pretty confident that that's not the case

I think that that's a mischaracterization of women but the men one is spot on

Thank u

Ye. My list of requirements in order to date someone is super reasonable and not at all strict. 1 sec I'll find it

You have a specific list of requirements?

Doesn't everyone

Maybe but I don't think everyone has their list actually typed out and saved somewhere lol

1) handsome and kinda hot at least, hygienic and preferably jacked
2) taller than me, preferably at least 6'0"
3) confident
4) willing to go vegan for ethical reasons
5) leftist
6) smarter than me
7) ok with the weird kink stuff that I like, dont judge me
8) I feel comfortable around them
9) patient and calm

See? Totally reasonable

1 is relative to me of course, basically I just have to find them hot which I think it reasonable

All the items on that list are pretty reasonable individually but finding someone who fulfills all of the requirements might be tricky

I think 2 is kind of unreasonable but I justify it by being trans and blaming dysphoria also it's hotter

Probably 6 too but I don't think that one is that hard

Yeah I was thinking 6 might be a bit of a tall order

But it's not an unreasonable thing to desire

It's also impossible to calculate since idgaf about any specific measure. It's just a general feeling I'd get after talking for a while. Maybe "able to entertain me intellectually" would be a better way to put it.

Yeah I can see why that would be important