Message from @PoisonSnacks

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2017-02-27 12:10:54 UTC  

Yeah.

2017-02-27 12:10:57 UTC  

I mean

2017-02-27 12:11:00 UTC  

Which is why I'm not really suspecting anything.

2017-02-27 12:11:15 UTC  

Does it have a tracking number and shit on it?

2017-02-27 12:11:24 UTC  

Let me see here.

2017-02-27 12:13:36 UTC  

I see the customer ID is 'weisuyi-2-20-[my postcode]

2017-02-27 12:13:43 UTC  

So I'm willing to believe it's a chink shit shipping fuckup.

2017-02-27 12:14:01 UTC  

But why the fuck would it be empty

2017-02-27 12:15:20 UTC  

Post pics

2017-02-27 12:15:28 UTC  

Yeah

2017-02-27 12:15:29 UTC  

Alright. Let me just find a marker to black out my address.

2017-02-27 12:15:54 UTC  

Just block it out in like paint

2017-02-27 12:16:47 UTC  

Good thinking, batman.

2017-02-27 12:24:49 UTC  

I don't get it

2017-02-27 12:24:54 UTC  

Who would send a single ziploc in the mail

2017-02-27 12:25:24 UTC  

Is that a chink threat or what

2017-02-27 12:25:26 UTC  

If i was a Chinese spook

2017-02-27 12:25:50 UTC  

And they needed a delivery system for new biological weapon

2017-02-27 12:26:30 UTC  

I'm in a discord voice with someone else who suspects similar.

2017-02-27 12:26:34 UTC  

Which means I should huff it

2017-02-27 12:26:43 UTC  

Do it

2017-02-27 12:26:50 UTC  

Then sell your body to the US military

2017-02-27 12:26:56 UTC  

Lewd

2017-02-27 12:26:57 UTC  

For like a couple mil

2017-02-27 12:26:58 UTC  

~~~~~

2017-02-27 12:28:22 UTC  

And I want a percentage please.

2017-02-27 12:28:27 UTC  

For thinking of this idea.

2017-02-27 12:30:40 UTC  

Well, I can't smell anything and I don't feel particularly averse. I'm curious as to why I got mailed a single ziploc, but eh.

2017-02-27 12:30:53 UTC  

It seems like a shipping fuckup to me.

2017-02-27 12:31:23 UTC  

I don't understand why it was empty though

2017-02-27 12:31:30 UTC  

Me neither.

2017-02-27 12:31:34 UTC  

Do you really think someone wanted DHL shipping for a single ziploc bag

2017-02-27 12:31:43 UTC  

It sounds like someone pinched whatever was in it

2017-02-27 12:31:48 UTC  

Thing is

2017-02-27 12:31:59 UTC  

I've not ordered anything from chinkland in a long while.

2017-02-27 12:33:06 UTC  

Just look up the tracking number

2017-02-27 12:33:09 UTC  

I did.

2017-02-27 12:33:13 UTC  

Found it where it's from

2017-02-27 12:33:24 UTC  

Did it have your name on it?

2017-02-27 12:33:31 UTC  

No shipping info at all.

2017-02-27 12:34:39 UTC  

wELL