Message from @PoisonSnacks
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Do it
Then sell your body to the US military
Lewd
For like a couple mil
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And I want a percentage please.
For thinking of this idea.
Well, I can't smell anything and I don't feel particularly averse. I'm curious as to why I got mailed a single ziploc, but eh.
It seems like a shipping fuckup to me.
I don't understand why it was empty though
Me neither.
Do you really think someone wanted DHL shipping for a single ziploc bag
It sounds like someone pinched whatever was in it
Thing is
I've not ordered anything from chinkland in a long while.
Just look up the tracking number
I did.
Found it where it's from
Did it have your name on it?
No shipping info at all.
DM'd you it, but like I say.
No info as far as I can tell.
Enjoy being kidnapped by Chinese ninjas.
What'll they do, harvest my -brain-?
Haha I have none
"Status: The service used to send this item does not provide tracking information."
Hence.
>watching Mao's edc
>he says he bought the ink locally
Someone on the internet went and bought something because I told them to wtf
It's called being easy to convince.
I'm still totally puzzled by this bag.
Oh well.
It won't even fit over my head fucking assholes
Should have just packed a rope
Make it out of human hair. I can dig that spooky touch
Also very fitting for China.
I wish they had sent me something cool.
Like a meteor hammer or someshit
Fucking chinks