Message from @PoisonSnacks
Discord ID: 285745588602142720
Wait...
Are you sure there was nothing in there?
I heard Xiaomi was working on optic camo
Okay so
There is one (1) ziploc bag in here.
So wait, what' sthe return address?
There isn't one.
Take a picture or something of this shit
Because that sounds shady as fuck
Hold up, there's a QR code here.
Let me scan it.
Jesus
Don't do that
Yeah there's just one ziploc in here.
Don't just scan a random QR code.
Phone won't pick it up anyway.
Does it look like the Ziploc Bag is pressurised?
No.
So it's just flat?
Yeah.
Which is why I'm not really suspecting anything.
Does it have a tracking number and shit on it?
Let me see here.
I see the customer ID is 'weisuyi-2-20-[my postcode]
So I'm willing to believe it's a chink shit shipping fuckup.
But why the fuck would it be empty
Post pics
Yeah
Alright. Let me just find a marker to black out my address.
Just block it out in like paint
Good thinking, batman.
I don't get it
Who would send a single ziploc in the mail
Is that a chink threat or what
If i was a Chinese spook
And they needed a delivery system for new biological weapon
I'm in a discord voice with someone else who suspects similar.
Which means I should huff it
Do it
Then sell your body to the US military