How could they put my order in the sorry.

Wait...

Are you sure there was nothing in there?

I heard Xiaomi was working on optic camo

Okay so

There is one (1) ziploc bag in here.

So wait, what' sthe return address?

There isn't one.

Take a picture or something of this shit

Because that sounds shady as fuck

Hold up, there's a QR code here.

Let me scan it.

Jesus

Don't do that

Yeah there's just one ziploc in here.

Don't just scan a random QR code.

Phone won't pick it up anyway.

Does it look like the Ziploc Bag is pressurised?

No.

So it's just flat?

Yeah.

I mean

Which is why I'm not really suspecting anything.

Does it have a tracking number and shit on it?

Let me see here.

I see the customer ID is 'weisuyi-2-20-[my postcode]

So I'm willing to believe it's a chink shit shipping fuckup.

But why the fuck would it be empty

Post pics

Yeah

Alright. Let me just find a marker to black out my address.

Just block it out in like paint

Good thinking, batman.

I don't get it

Who would send a single ziploc in the mail

Is that a chink threat or what

If i was a Chinese spook

And they needed a delivery system for new biological weapon

I'm in a discord voice with someone else who suspects similar.

Which means I should huff it

Do it