Message from @PoisonSnacks
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I don't remember ordering anything
I open it and it's... empty?
It's got one of those uh
You know those slips that make it look like chink shit?
You have been marked.
DHL too.
Whatever was in it was expedited somehow.
But
it's totally empty?
Did it...
Did it feel like a curse had left the box?
Some sort of ancient Chinese spirit?
>Ancient curse
But I always rate 5.
How could they put my order in the sorry.
Wait...
Are you sure there was nothing in there?
I heard Xiaomi was working on optic camo
Okay so
There is one (1) ziploc bag in here.
There isn't one.
Take a picture or something of this shit
Because that sounds shady as fuck
Hold up, there's a QR code here.
Let me scan it.
Jesus
Don't do that
Yeah there's just one ziploc in here.
Don't just scan a random QR code.
Phone won't pick it up anyway.
Does it look like the Ziploc Bag is pressurised?
No.
So it's just flat?
Yeah.
I mean
Which is why I'm not really suspecting anything.
Does it have a tracking number and shit on it?
Let me see here.
I see the customer ID is 'weisuyi-2-20-[my postcode]
So I'm willing to believe it's a chink shit shipping fuckup.